Post by theufo on Jul 28, 2014 14:17:35 GMT -5
The UFO is sitting in his dressing room. The camera zooms in on him. He is silent as he looks deep into the lens. There is tension on his face. Finally he begins to speak.
The UFO
It seems as though my return to Old School Wrestling did not go quite as well as I hoped it would. Now I am not one to cry or whine over a few loses but it seems to me that the Harris Brothers have over stepped their boundaries and yet I am getting the blame for their not being able to compete for the Old School Wrestling title. The truth of the matter is when Rattlesnake and Bret Harris decided to go around Old School Wrestling and sneak attack everyone they laid it upon their self to put a mark on their own heads. Did you two really expect to do all that damage and not expect to get repercussions from it? If either of you think nothing would come from that then you are both stupider then I already gave you credit for.
UFO is silent for a moment as he sighs deeply. Then he resumes speaking once again.
The UFO
Bret Harris I bet you feel real good about that cheap win you got over me last week to win the Provincial title. Its OK Bret I am not going to bitch about it. I admit that I did underestimate you because I felt you were no threat at all and yet somehow you managed to get an upset victory over me. That is fine with me because really a person of my standards knows much better then to under estimate any opponent they face. A mistake on my part. One I will not make again. Now I see you have your younger brother Matt in the mix of things and just like you Bret Harris and Rattlesnake I see he likes to take advantage by sneak attacks like the two of you do.
UFO smirks.
The UFO
I have some sad news for you Matt Harris. You think you are going to walk in to Old School Wrestling and just climb to the top of the ladder do you? Sorry you big goof because that is not the way this match is going to go down. You see Matt this is how things are going to transpire. You are going to fight me and I am going to kick your ass around the ring for almost twenty minutes just because I can. After that I am going to beat you and then you are going to remain at the bottom of the food chain for a very long time and do you know why Matt?
UFO smiles slightly.
The UFO
The reason is this. As long as you listen to those two old bastards that are teaching you the so called strings of the sport you will never ever learn how to evolve from your mistakes and Matt those two are making very horrible mistakes in their recent actions so you go ahead and you listen to them, but, you also better learn how to take your lumps too because that is something that either of those two jack asses can do for you. Trust me Matt you are going to get your share of Lumps in that ring and the best part about it is that it will all lay to rest on the head of your jack ass brothers. Matt there's something on the horizon and its coming for you.
UFO doubles his fist and stares directly into the camera. After a few seconds the camera fades.
The UFO
It seems as though my return to Old School Wrestling did not go quite as well as I hoped it would. Now I am not one to cry or whine over a few loses but it seems to me that the Harris Brothers have over stepped their boundaries and yet I am getting the blame for their not being able to compete for the Old School Wrestling title. The truth of the matter is when Rattlesnake and Bret Harris decided to go around Old School Wrestling and sneak attack everyone they laid it upon their self to put a mark on their own heads. Did you two really expect to do all that damage and not expect to get repercussions from it? If either of you think nothing would come from that then you are both stupider then I already gave you credit for.
UFO is silent for a moment as he sighs deeply. Then he resumes speaking once again.
The UFO
Bret Harris I bet you feel real good about that cheap win you got over me last week to win the Provincial title. Its OK Bret I am not going to bitch about it. I admit that I did underestimate you because I felt you were no threat at all and yet somehow you managed to get an upset victory over me. That is fine with me because really a person of my standards knows much better then to under estimate any opponent they face. A mistake on my part. One I will not make again. Now I see you have your younger brother Matt in the mix of things and just like you Bret Harris and Rattlesnake I see he likes to take advantage by sneak attacks like the two of you do.
UFO smirks.
The UFO
I have some sad news for you Matt Harris. You think you are going to walk in to Old School Wrestling and just climb to the top of the ladder do you? Sorry you big goof because that is not the way this match is going to go down. You see Matt this is how things are going to transpire. You are going to fight me and I am going to kick your ass around the ring for almost twenty minutes just because I can. After that I am going to beat you and then you are going to remain at the bottom of the food chain for a very long time and do you know why Matt?
UFO smiles slightly.
The UFO
The reason is this. As long as you listen to those two old bastards that are teaching you the so called strings of the sport you will never ever learn how to evolve from your mistakes and Matt those two are making very horrible mistakes in their recent actions so you go ahead and you listen to them, but, you also better learn how to take your lumps too because that is something that either of those two jack asses can do for you. Trust me Matt you are going to get your share of Lumps in that ring and the best part about it is that it will all lay to rest on the head of your jack ass brothers. Matt there's something on the horizon and its coming for you.
UFO doubles his fist and stares directly into the camera. After a few seconds the camera fades.