Post by Keith Landry on Jan 10, 2009 13:50:32 GMT -5
Pyros ignite and music blares as the Osw broadcast begins.
JERRY BROCK
HELLO WRESTLING FANS AND WELCOME TO THIS EDITION OF OSW COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE MOTOR CITY! WE HAVE A GREAT LINE UP FOR YOU TONIGHT AND WHAT A MAIN EVENT!
SETH MATTHEWS
THATS RIGHT JERRY! OUR MAIN EVENT FEATURES A WILDCARD MATCH AND WHAT A MICMATCH THAT EVENT IS GOING TO BE. FOES TEAMING WITH FOES,PARTNERS TEAMING AGAINST EACH OTHER AND NEUTRALS IN IT FOR THEIR OWN ADVANTAGE!
JERRY BROCK
THATS RIGHT SO LETS NOT WASTE ANYMORE TIME! LETS KICK THIS EVENT OFF WITH OUR FIRST MATCH!
[glow=red,2,300]KEN N VS THE ENIGMA[/glow]
After the intros are made the bell rings and the match is underway. Enigma and ken lock up. Enigma hip tosses Ken. This doesn't set well with Ken who claimed Enigma pulled his hair. Both men are up and at it. The match is fast paced and both men are out to gain the victory.
SETH MATTHEWS
THESE TWO GUYS ARE REALLY BREWING UP A STORM IN THERE WITH EACH OTHER!
JERRY BROCK
LAST WEEK THEY WERE PARTNERS AND THIS WEEK THEY ARE FACING EACH OTHER! JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW THINGS CAN CHANGE REAL QUICK AROUND HERE!
As the match continues both men carry on battering each other. Finally at the fifteen minute mark the bell rings.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN DUE TO THE TIME LIMIT EXPIRING THIS MATCH IS A DRAW![/glow]
JERRY BROCK
WELL THAT WAS A GREAT MATCH FOR AN OPENER!
SETH MATTHEWS
THAT IT WAS! WELL WERE GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO MORE ACTION AS THE NEXT MATCH IS READY TO BEGIN.
[glow=red,2,300]JD SMOKER VS STEVEN MARLEY VS SAGA[/glow]
After all three men are introduced the official lays down the rules and then calls for the bell. All three men begin to walk in circles like a predator trying to stalk its prey! Steven Marley locks up with JD Smoker and whips him to the ropes. Saga nails Marley in the back of the head and as JD Smoker comes off the ropes Saga nails him with a big boot to the face!
SETH MATTHEWS
NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE WASTING ANYTIME IN THERE! THEY ARE GOING RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER!
JERRY BROCK
YES AND THEY WANT TO PROVE TO THE OTHER THAT THEY ARE THE SUPIOUR WRESTLER!
Saga nails Smoker with a big elbow. Then he gets to his feet and lifts Smoker up by the hair but before he can Steve Marley is too his feet and gives him a drop kick in the back knocking him out of the ring. Steve rushes to the other side of the ring and does a baseball slide as Saga is getting to his feet. Saga falls bacwards and hits his head on the steel steps. The official starts a count...ONE
...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT...NINE...TEN...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SAGA HAS BENN ELIMANATED! THE CONTEST WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THERE IS A WINNER![/glow]
As Steve Marley turns around JD Smoker nails his with and uppercut. Marley staggers and smoker hits him with a clothesline. Marley goes down. Smoker picks him up and sends him into the ropes and as he comes off he gets hit with and elbow. Smoker then turns to the crowd and begins taunting them.
SETH MATTHEWS
LOOK AT THAT SHOW OFF!
JERRY BROCK
THATS WHY HE DOESN'T HOLD GOLD! HE IS TOO BUSY RUNNING HIS MOUTH!
As the crowd boos Smoker turns around and grabs a handful of Marleys hair. He lifts hi to his feet but Marley shoves him and nails his finisher on Smoker. He covers him as the ref slides into position and counts...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST STEVE MARLEY![/glow]
JERRY BROCK
WELL THAT SHOULD TEACH JD SMOKER TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE MATCH AND NOT THE CROWD!
SETH MATTHEWS
VERY IMPRESSIVE WIN FOR STEVEN MARLEY AS HE NOT ONLY PINNED JD SMOKER BUT BEAT SAGA ALSO BY COUNT OUT! WE ARE MOVING RIGHT ALONG TO OUR NEXT MATCH!
[glow=red,2,300]KEITH LANDRY VS SCRAP IRON JACK[/glow]
Music blares and Scrap Iron makes his way to the ring. Most of the fans boo but a few cheer for him. Then Keith Landry comes out and the chant of ASSHOLE begins. Keith flips off the crowd and gets in the ring. He walks up to Scrap Iron and points at him. Scrap Iron with his arms strectched out as much to say what can't belive what Keith is telling him. Keith is heard.
Keith Landry
LAYDOWN! I WANT THIS WIN!
SETH MATTHEWS
THAT BASTARD! HE WANTS SCRAP IRON TO TAKE A DIVE!
JERRY BROCK
THATS A KEITH LANDRY TRICK! IS HE GONNA DO IT?
Scrap Iron looks a bit pissed and dissapointed at the same time. Then he lays down on his back in the ring. The official rings the bell and Keith puts his foot on Scraps chest. The official counts...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH KEITH LANDRY![/glow]
SETH MATTHEWS
TALK ABOUT A CHEAP SHOT!
JERRY BROCK
THAT WOULD BE KEITH LANDRY!
Just then Al The Beast Harris comes out to ringside. He is carrying a Mic with him. He gets in the ring and looks at Keith.He raises the Mic and speaks.
Al The Beast Harris
Keith.....Congratrulations on the victory.....the first fall that is. This is a best two of three falls.
Keith gets upset.
Keith Landry
You can't do that! You can't change the rules to suit yourself!
Al smiles.
Al The Beast Harris
YOU DID TO DEATH ANGEL AND HELL LAST WEEK AND IF YOU CAN I CAN AND I SAY I AM!
JERRY BROCK
YOU TELL HIM AL!
Then Al hauls back and smacks Keith in the jaw knocking him down. He then orders Scrap Iron Jack to cover Keith. As Scrap iron covers Keith he has a bit of a smirk on his face. The official counts...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL IS SCRAP IRON JACK![/glow]
JERRY BROCK
DID I DETECT A SLIGHT SMIRK OF JOY FROM SCRAP IRON JACK JUST THEN?
SETH MATTHEWS
IT SURE LOOKED LIKE IT! WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND AFTER WE COME BACK THIS MATCH WILL RESUME LIVE RIGHT HERE IN THE MOTOR CITY!
The show quickly goes to a few commercials and then comes back live.
SETH MATTHEWS
WE ARE BACK AND READY TO START THIS THIRD FALL IN THIS BEST TWO OF THREE MATCH
As the bell rings for the third fall Keith has been brought back around. He Scrap Iron attemtps to lock up with him but Keith kicks him below the belt. Keith kicks and punches him and then turns around and looks at Al The Beast Harris.
Keith Landry
Al Harris you think your smart by conjuring up this match don't you? Well you just wait you little punk because at High Octane i am issueing a challenge to you......in a gauntlet match. Are you man enough to accepet?
Al sees Scrap Iron getting up slowly. Al smirks.
Al The Beast Harris
Knowing you as i do Keith i should know better then to accept this match but because i know you the way i do i am more then willing to accept your challenge.
Keith smiles.
Keith Landry
Ha ......good because your ass will be mine!
Al The Beast Harris
It looks to me that your ass belongs to Scrap Iron Jack right about now Keith.
Keith Landry
HUH.......?
As Keith turns around Scrap Iron Jack hits his finisher on Keith. The crowd cheers and Scrap Iron Jack covers Keith and hooks the leg. The official rushes over and begins a count...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE THIRD FALL AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH SCRAP IRON JACK![/glow]
Scrap Iron is excited as the fans begin to chant his name.
[glow=red,2,300]Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....[/glow]
SETH MATTHEWS
SCRAP IRON LOOKS EXCITED ABOUT THIS WIN! GOOD FOR YOU SCRAP IRON JACK!
JERRY BROCK
I SAY GOOD FOR ANYONE THAT GETS A WIN OVER THAT BASTARDS ASS! WELL WE ARE GETTING PREPARED FOR THE NEXT MATCH! THIS ONE SHOULD BE GREAT!
[glow=red,2,300]DWIGHT PAUL VS NASTY NAT[/glow]
JERRY BROCK: Its ready to start. Nasty Nat is in the ring, and after what we have heard from both Nasty Nat and his opponent, Dwight Paul…
Seth Matthews: That’s “The Superstar”
Jerry Brock: From The Superstar, this match will be very interesting.
Seth Matthews: The Superstar is pure talent, and quite frankly, Seth, Nasty Nat doesn’t stand a chance.
Jerry Brock: If you say so.
The lights in the arena start flashing Red, Blue, and Green. The faint sounds of a distorted guitar start to play a tune, and before long, the recognizable vocals of Marilyn Manson can be heard, and the fans start singing along.
[glow=red,2,300]“Hey, Mr Superstar, I’ll do anything for you. Hey, Mr. Superstar, I’m your number one fan”[/glow]
As soon as the chorus begins, “HEY, MR SUPER HATE”, pyros shoot up out of the stage, and “The Superstar” Dwight Paul is standing center stage, wearing a kane looking outfit, with a one sleeve top, and tights with fishnet strewn over them. He is wearing expensive sunglasses, and sporting a mo-hawk.
Jerry: The Superstar has a fan following, but I’m curious as to why the people love him when he wrestles.
Seth: The answer to that is simple, Seth, and that is Because.
Jerry: That’s not an answer, Jerry. When he gets on the mic, fans hate what he has to say, but once he’s in the ring, they cant stop cheering this man.
Dwight has now entered the ring, and is going from corner to corner, raising one hand high. Once the music finally stops, and the lights come back on, he takes off his sunglasses. The ref checks both men, and signals for the match to begin.
Nasty Nat wastes no time going in for the kill.Nasty Nat and The Superstar are trading punches right from the get go. Nasty Nat has the upper hand now, and sends Dwight into the ropes. What a clothesline.
Dwight gets up, and gets nailed again with a forearm. He gets up again, and meets his maker in a body slam. Dwight rolls to the outside.
Seth: The Superstar knows when he has to let his opponent cool off, Seth.
Jerry: I Think Superstar is a coward. He’s running from Nasty Nat.
Seth This doesn’t prove anything.
Dwight is back in the ring now, Nasty Nat rolls in, and The Superstar is right on top of him. Dwight lays in some boots and then some forearms to the back of Nasty Nat. Dwight is now in control of the match. He locks in a headlock to Nasty Nat. The ref checks. AHHHH. Nasty Nat refuses to give up.
Jerry: One thing you have to give to The Superstar, is the fact that he is very talented.
Seth: And Nasty Nat stands no chance. I predict, right now, your looking at The Superstar getting his hand raised.
Nasty Nat starts to get up, and much to his surprise, the fans are booing. He lays in a few elbows to Dwight. Back into the ropes. Nasty Nat gets free. A sholder block sends Dwight crashing to the canvas. Nasty Nat looks, and uncharacteristly, rakes the face of Dwight with his boots. The ref warns Nasty Nat, and Nasty Nat climbs over Dwight and begins to choke him while arguing with the ref.
Seth: What the hell is Nasty Nat doing? This is unlike him, Jerry.
Jerry: And I don’t agree with it one bit. Open your eyes, Ref!
The fans start to rally behind Dwight, who is finally freed from the choke. Nasty Nat picks up Dwight and sends him flying into the corner. Dwight hits with a loud THUD and crashes to the canvas. Nasty Nat grins, and leaves the ring.
Seth: What the hell is going on here?
Jerry: I don’t know, Seth. Nasty Nat is going under the ring. He must be looking for a weapon..
Seth: Dwight is trying to get up
Jerry: Nasty Nat has a chair!
Seth: I hope he doesn’t plan on using it. Nasty Nat needs to use his head, and not let what The Superstar say about him get to him.
Nasty Nat slides into the ring with the chair. The Ref sees it. Nasty Nat starts to walk towards Dwight, and the Ref gets in the way. He starts to argue with Nasty Nat, “I will Disqualify you” but Nasty Nat just shoves him to the side. Nasty Nat raises the chair up, and the ref grabs it from his hands. “I am not going to let you use this” the Ref says, and turns his back to put the chair away. Nasty Nat argues with the ref, taking his eyes off of Dwight.
Seth: Nasty Nat is not happy about that. I’m just happy the ref won’t let him loose on account of a disqualification.
Jerry: He should have let Nasty Nat use the chair.
The ref gets rid of the chair, and Nasty Nat flips him off. He turns around. Dwight just out of nowhere nailed Nasty Nat with a VICIOUS SPEAR!
Seth: SPEAR! Dwight just out of nowhere nailed Nasty Nat with a VICIOUS SPEAR!
The fans erupt. You can feel the ground shake from there cheer.
Jerry: Listen to these fans!
[glow=red,2,300]Fans: SUPERSTAR! SUPERSTAR! SUPERSTAR![/glow]
Dwight walks around to Nasty Nats head, and mimes an old school camera. Dwight: ROLLING!
Jerry: Dwight is calling for it.
Seth: This is it, Jerry, the only grammy award winning move in sports entertainment today, appearing only on The Silver Screen
Dwight does a Goldberg type taunt, and then grabs Nasty Nat by the hair. He sets him up for a suplex, and lifts him high above the mat. Moments later, he comes CRASHING DOWN. The ref gets into position...The cover. ONE TWO..THREE
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH DWIGHT PAUL THE SUPERSTAR![/glow]
Seth: There it is, WALK OF FAME.
JERRY BROCK
WELL HERE IT IS OUR MAIN EVENT MATCH
[glow=red,2,300]BLADE,RATTLE SNAKE,LOTUS DRAGON&BRET HARRIS VS BRANDY LUST,DEMONIC DRAGON,CHARLOTTE DE LUNA &JOHN PAIN[/glow]
(entrances, everyone gets in the ring, and before long you hear)
Seth: FOLKS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
(after commercials)
Seth: All hell broke loose over the commercial break, and both ladies are beating the holy hell out of each other right infront of us.
Jerry: CAT FIGHT!
Seth: But arent they on the same team?
Jerry: Who cares, ITS A CAT FIGHT
Seth: And in the ring right now, Rattle Snake is arguing with Bret to make a tag, Bret is ignoring Rattlesnake, attempting to take out blade himself, and WHOA BACK BODY DROP! Blade is starting to feel it. He decks Snake, Snake on the apron onto the floor. Snake turns around and BODY SLAM onto Bret. Snake slides in the ring, now all three men are trading blows. Blade keeps blocking and returning fists. Theres a left, another right, kick to the midsection, Snake stops Blades momentum. He has Blade in his arms, Bret bounces off the ropes. Blade ducks. Bret nails Snake in the forehead. Blade dropkicks Bret into Snake. Snake catches Bret with a DDT.
Jerry: That has to hurt!
Seth: Folks, we'll be right back
(after another commercial break)
Seth: During the break, Snake and Bret kept fighting into the back. Blade is on the aproin. Brandy and Charlote are still fighting as we speak. Officials have yet to attempt to break up this fight.
(cameras attempt to go to a pic in pic)
Seth: DONT PAN DOWN TO THEM. There topless at this instant
Jerry: wait, what?
Seth: Got ya.
Jerry: Thats not funny!
Seth: Dominic and Lotus are trying to fend off Pain and Blade. Pain in control. He has Lotus in an arm bar. Lotus, trying to get off the mat. The fans are loving this match. Lotus is on his feet. He elbows Pain. Lotus breaks free. He bounces off the ropes. Pain ducks a clothes line. Blade catches Lotus with a kick to the lower back. Lotus is hurt. The ref is yelling at Blade, as Pain chokes out Lotus. Pain tags in Blade. Folks, our last commercial break, we'll be right back..
Jerry: Wait dont go!!
Seth: Lotus with a high impact drop kick. both men are down...
(commercial cuts him off. once we get back)
Seth: During the commercial break, Lotus almost had a tag, but it was to late.
(in the background, brandy's voice is heard)
Brandy: How do you like that now, bitch?
Seth: The ladies are still at it, i see. Lets see whats going on backstage, as i'm told Snake and Bret are STILL fighting
Jerry: OH my, thats where blade wend during the commercial.
Seth: all three men are fighting it out, jerry, in the mens room. This match has gotten out of control. Lotus is out for the count out here at ringside after being thrown into those steel steps about three times in a row by Pain, and now its Pain and Dominic. Fists are flying. Dominic has pain, irish whip into the turnbuckle, Pain, pulls the ref in the way. Dominic nails the ref. Referee is down.
(Mr Superstar by Marilyn Manson begins to play)
Jerry: WHAT!!!
Seth: Dominic locks Pain into a sharp shooter. Pain is in pain. And, wait, i'm being told that backstage
(Dwight has Blade by the throat)
Seth: Oh my. He wasnt kidding when he got into blades face, was he. Dwight is dragging Blade somewhere. Back in the ring. Dominic has Pain. The ref is still out. He's had that hold on for a few minutes and... OH MY GOD. Blade and Dwight are duking it out in the fans!! Blade is busted open. Dwight is busted open. Blade takes dwight, and sends him TUMBLING DOWN THE STEPS! OH MY GOD! Dominic lets go of pain. Pain is out cold. Dominic looks up at Blade, and calls for him. Blade is walking down to the ring. He kicks dwight. Over the barricade, Dominic catches Blade as he enters the ring. Blade not phased by it, take Dominic and DRVIES HIM into the mat with a vicicious sidewalk slam. The ref started to move a little.
Jerry: I think Blade has this match won, Seth!
Seth: Blade is getting ready but, wait just a minute. TURN AROUND REF, WAKE UP!!
Jerry: Blade turned around, Seth
Seth: SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR! The Superstar just nailed Blade with a spear. Dominic is just standing by.
Jerry: He motions to The Superstar to finish off Blade.
Dwight lifts up Blade. WALK OF FAME. This cant happen. Dwight standing over Blade. Dwight taunting blade, telling him he's the next champion. Dominic covers Blade. Dwight helps the ref up. What the hell is this? Some sort of union. Dwight leaves the ring. The Ref counts. 1.....2.....3
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH JOHN PAIN,DEMONIC DRAGON,CHARLOTTE DE LUNA AND BRANDY LUST![/glow]
JERRY BROCK
HELLO WRESTLING FANS AND WELCOME TO THIS EDITION OF OSW COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE MOTOR CITY! WE HAVE A GREAT LINE UP FOR YOU TONIGHT AND WHAT A MAIN EVENT!
SETH MATTHEWS
THATS RIGHT JERRY! OUR MAIN EVENT FEATURES A WILDCARD MATCH AND WHAT A MICMATCH THAT EVENT IS GOING TO BE. FOES TEAMING WITH FOES,PARTNERS TEAMING AGAINST EACH OTHER AND NEUTRALS IN IT FOR THEIR OWN ADVANTAGE!
JERRY BROCK
THATS RIGHT SO LETS NOT WASTE ANYMORE TIME! LETS KICK THIS EVENT OFF WITH OUR FIRST MATCH!
[glow=red,2,300]KEN N VS THE ENIGMA[/glow]
After the intros are made the bell rings and the match is underway. Enigma and ken lock up. Enigma hip tosses Ken. This doesn't set well with Ken who claimed Enigma pulled his hair. Both men are up and at it. The match is fast paced and both men are out to gain the victory.
SETH MATTHEWS
THESE TWO GUYS ARE REALLY BREWING UP A STORM IN THERE WITH EACH OTHER!
JERRY BROCK
LAST WEEK THEY WERE PARTNERS AND THIS WEEK THEY ARE FACING EACH OTHER! JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW THINGS CAN CHANGE REAL QUICK AROUND HERE!
As the match continues both men carry on battering each other. Finally at the fifteen minute mark the bell rings.
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN DUE TO THE TIME LIMIT EXPIRING THIS MATCH IS A DRAW![/glow]
JERRY BROCK
WELL THAT WAS A GREAT MATCH FOR AN OPENER!
SETH MATTHEWS
THAT IT WAS! WELL WERE GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO MORE ACTION AS THE NEXT MATCH IS READY TO BEGIN.
[glow=red,2,300]JD SMOKER VS STEVEN MARLEY VS SAGA[/glow]
After all three men are introduced the official lays down the rules and then calls for the bell. All three men begin to walk in circles like a predator trying to stalk its prey! Steven Marley locks up with JD Smoker and whips him to the ropes. Saga nails Marley in the back of the head and as JD Smoker comes off the ropes Saga nails him with a big boot to the face!
SETH MATTHEWS
NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE WASTING ANYTIME IN THERE! THEY ARE GOING RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER!
JERRY BROCK
YES AND THEY WANT TO PROVE TO THE OTHER THAT THEY ARE THE SUPIOUR WRESTLER!
Saga nails Smoker with a big elbow. Then he gets to his feet and lifts Smoker up by the hair but before he can Steve Marley is too his feet and gives him a drop kick in the back knocking him out of the ring. Steve rushes to the other side of the ring and does a baseball slide as Saga is getting to his feet. Saga falls bacwards and hits his head on the steel steps. The official starts a count...ONE
...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT...NINE...TEN...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SAGA HAS BENN ELIMANATED! THE CONTEST WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THERE IS A WINNER![/glow]
As Steve Marley turns around JD Smoker nails his with and uppercut. Marley staggers and smoker hits him with a clothesline. Marley goes down. Smoker picks him up and sends him into the ropes and as he comes off he gets hit with and elbow. Smoker then turns to the crowd and begins taunting them.
SETH MATTHEWS
LOOK AT THAT SHOW OFF!
JERRY BROCK
THATS WHY HE DOESN'T HOLD GOLD! HE IS TOO BUSY RUNNING HIS MOUTH!
As the crowd boos Smoker turns around and grabs a handful of Marleys hair. He lifts hi to his feet but Marley shoves him and nails his finisher on Smoker. He covers him as the ref slides into position and counts...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST STEVE MARLEY![/glow]
JERRY BROCK
WELL THAT SHOULD TEACH JD SMOKER TO STAY FOCUSED ON THE MATCH AND NOT THE CROWD!
SETH MATTHEWS
VERY IMPRESSIVE WIN FOR STEVEN MARLEY AS HE NOT ONLY PINNED JD SMOKER BUT BEAT SAGA ALSO BY COUNT OUT! WE ARE MOVING RIGHT ALONG TO OUR NEXT MATCH!
[glow=red,2,300]KEITH LANDRY VS SCRAP IRON JACK[/glow]
Music blares and Scrap Iron makes his way to the ring. Most of the fans boo but a few cheer for him. Then Keith Landry comes out and the chant of ASSHOLE begins. Keith flips off the crowd and gets in the ring. He walks up to Scrap Iron and points at him. Scrap Iron with his arms strectched out as much to say what can't belive what Keith is telling him. Keith is heard.
Keith Landry
LAYDOWN! I WANT THIS WIN!
SETH MATTHEWS
THAT BASTARD! HE WANTS SCRAP IRON TO TAKE A DIVE!
JERRY BROCK
THATS A KEITH LANDRY TRICK! IS HE GONNA DO IT?
Scrap Iron looks a bit pissed and dissapointed at the same time. Then he lays down on his back in the ring. The official rings the bell and Keith puts his foot on Scraps chest. The official counts...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH KEITH LANDRY![/glow]
SETH MATTHEWS
TALK ABOUT A CHEAP SHOT!
JERRY BROCK
THAT WOULD BE KEITH LANDRY!
Just then Al The Beast Harris comes out to ringside. He is carrying a Mic with him. He gets in the ring and looks at Keith.He raises the Mic and speaks.
Al The Beast Harris
Keith.....Congratrulations on the victory.....the first fall that is. This is a best two of three falls.
Keith gets upset.
Keith Landry
You can't do that! You can't change the rules to suit yourself!
Al smiles.
Al The Beast Harris
YOU DID TO DEATH ANGEL AND HELL LAST WEEK AND IF YOU CAN I CAN AND I SAY I AM!
JERRY BROCK
YOU TELL HIM AL!
Then Al hauls back and smacks Keith in the jaw knocking him down. He then orders Scrap Iron Jack to cover Keith. As Scrap iron covers Keith he has a bit of a smirk on his face. The official counts...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL IS SCRAP IRON JACK![/glow]
JERRY BROCK
DID I DETECT A SLIGHT SMIRK OF JOY FROM SCRAP IRON JACK JUST THEN?
SETH MATTHEWS
IT SURE LOOKED LIKE IT! WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND AFTER WE COME BACK THIS MATCH WILL RESUME LIVE RIGHT HERE IN THE MOTOR CITY!
The show quickly goes to a few commercials and then comes back live.
SETH MATTHEWS
WE ARE BACK AND READY TO START THIS THIRD FALL IN THIS BEST TWO OF THREE MATCH
As the bell rings for the third fall Keith has been brought back around. He Scrap Iron attemtps to lock up with him but Keith kicks him below the belt. Keith kicks and punches him and then turns around and looks at Al The Beast Harris.
Keith Landry
Al Harris you think your smart by conjuring up this match don't you? Well you just wait you little punk because at High Octane i am issueing a challenge to you......in a gauntlet match. Are you man enough to accepet?
Al sees Scrap Iron getting up slowly. Al smirks.
Al The Beast Harris
Knowing you as i do Keith i should know better then to accept this match but because i know you the way i do i am more then willing to accept your challenge.
Keith smiles.
Keith Landry
Ha ......good because your ass will be mine!
Al The Beast Harris
It looks to me that your ass belongs to Scrap Iron Jack right about now Keith.
Keith Landry
HUH.......?
As Keith turns around Scrap Iron Jack hits his finisher on Keith. The crowd cheers and Scrap Iron Jack covers Keith and hooks the leg. The official rushes over and begins a count...ONE...TWO...THREE...
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE THIRD FALL AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH SCRAP IRON JACK![/glow]
Scrap Iron is excited as the fans begin to chant his name.
[glow=red,2,300]Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....Scrap Iron rules.....[/glow]
SETH MATTHEWS
SCRAP IRON LOOKS EXCITED ABOUT THIS WIN! GOOD FOR YOU SCRAP IRON JACK!
JERRY BROCK
I SAY GOOD FOR ANYONE THAT GETS A WIN OVER THAT BASTARDS ASS! WELL WE ARE GETTING PREPARED FOR THE NEXT MATCH! THIS ONE SHOULD BE GREAT!
[glow=red,2,300]DWIGHT PAUL VS NASTY NAT[/glow]
JERRY BROCK: Its ready to start. Nasty Nat is in the ring, and after what we have heard from both Nasty Nat and his opponent, Dwight Paul…
Seth Matthews: That’s “The Superstar”
Jerry Brock: From The Superstar, this match will be very interesting.
Seth Matthews: The Superstar is pure talent, and quite frankly, Seth, Nasty Nat doesn’t stand a chance.
Jerry Brock: If you say so.
The lights in the arena start flashing Red, Blue, and Green. The faint sounds of a distorted guitar start to play a tune, and before long, the recognizable vocals of Marilyn Manson can be heard, and the fans start singing along.
[glow=red,2,300]“Hey, Mr Superstar, I’ll do anything for you. Hey, Mr. Superstar, I’m your number one fan”[/glow]
As soon as the chorus begins, “HEY, MR SUPER HATE”, pyros shoot up out of the stage, and “The Superstar” Dwight Paul is standing center stage, wearing a kane looking outfit, with a one sleeve top, and tights with fishnet strewn over them. He is wearing expensive sunglasses, and sporting a mo-hawk.
Jerry: The Superstar has a fan following, but I’m curious as to why the people love him when he wrestles.
Seth: The answer to that is simple, Seth, and that is Because.
Jerry: That’s not an answer, Jerry. When he gets on the mic, fans hate what he has to say, but once he’s in the ring, they cant stop cheering this man.
Dwight has now entered the ring, and is going from corner to corner, raising one hand high. Once the music finally stops, and the lights come back on, he takes off his sunglasses. The ref checks both men, and signals for the match to begin.
Nasty Nat wastes no time going in for the kill.Nasty Nat and The Superstar are trading punches right from the get go. Nasty Nat has the upper hand now, and sends Dwight into the ropes. What a clothesline.
Dwight gets up, and gets nailed again with a forearm. He gets up again, and meets his maker in a body slam. Dwight rolls to the outside.
Seth: The Superstar knows when he has to let his opponent cool off, Seth.
Jerry: I Think Superstar is a coward. He’s running from Nasty Nat.
Seth This doesn’t prove anything.
Dwight is back in the ring now, Nasty Nat rolls in, and The Superstar is right on top of him. Dwight lays in some boots and then some forearms to the back of Nasty Nat. Dwight is now in control of the match. He locks in a headlock to Nasty Nat. The ref checks. AHHHH. Nasty Nat refuses to give up.
Jerry: One thing you have to give to The Superstar, is the fact that he is very talented.
Seth: And Nasty Nat stands no chance. I predict, right now, your looking at The Superstar getting his hand raised.
Nasty Nat starts to get up, and much to his surprise, the fans are booing. He lays in a few elbows to Dwight. Back into the ropes. Nasty Nat gets free. A sholder block sends Dwight crashing to the canvas. Nasty Nat looks, and uncharacteristly, rakes the face of Dwight with his boots. The ref warns Nasty Nat, and Nasty Nat climbs over Dwight and begins to choke him while arguing with the ref.
Seth: What the hell is Nasty Nat doing? This is unlike him, Jerry.
Jerry: And I don’t agree with it one bit. Open your eyes, Ref!
The fans start to rally behind Dwight, who is finally freed from the choke. Nasty Nat picks up Dwight and sends him flying into the corner. Dwight hits with a loud THUD and crashes to the canvas. Nasty Nat grins, and leaves the ring.
Seth: What the hell is going on here?
Jerry: I don’t know, Seth. Nasty Nat is going under the ring. He must be looking for a weapon..
Seth: Dwight is trying to get up
Jerry: Nasty Nat has a chair!
Seth: I hope he doesn’t plan on using it. Nasty Nat needs to use his head, and not let what The Superstar say about him get to him.
Nasty Nat slides into the ring with the chair. The Ref sees it. Nasty Nat starts to walk towards Dwight, and the Ref gets in the way. He starts to argue with Nasty Nat, “I will Disqualify you” but Nasty Nat just shoves him to the side. Nasty Nat raises the chair up, and the ref grabs it from his hands. “I am not going to let you use this” the Ref says, and turns his back to put the chair away. Nasty Nat argues with the ref, taking his eyes off of Dwight.
Seth: Nasty Nat is not happy about that. I’m just happy the ref won’t let him loose on account of a disqualification.
Jerry: He should have let Nasty Nat use the chair.
The ref gets rid of the chair, and Nasty Nat flips him off. He turns around. Dwight just out of nowhere nailed Nasty Nat with a VICIOUS SPEAR!
Seth: SPEAR! Dwight just out of nowhere nailed Nasty Nat with a VICIOUS SPEAR!
The fans erupt. You can feel the ground shake from there cheer.
Jerry: Listen to these fans!
[glow=red,2,300]Fans: SUPERSTAR! SUPERSTAR! SUPERSTAR![/glow]
Dwight walks around to Nasty Nats head, and mimes an old school camera. Dwight: ROLLING!
Jerry: Dwight is calling for it.
Seth: This is it, Jerry, the only grammy award winning move in sports entertainment today, appearing only on The Silver Screen
Dwight does a Goldberg type taunt, and then grabs Nasty Nat by the hair. He sets him up for a suplex, and lifts him high above the mat. Moments later, he comes CRASHING DOWN. The ref gets into position...The cover. ONE TWO..THREE
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH DWIGHT PAUL THE SUPERSTAR![/glow]
Seth: There it is, WALK OF FAME.
JERRY BROCK
WELL HERE IT IS OUR MAIN EVENT MATCH
[glow=red,2,300]BLADE,RATTLE SNAKE,LOTUS DRAGON&BRET HARRIS VS BRANDY LUST,DEMONIC DRAGON,CHARLOTTE DE LUNA &JOHN PAIN[/glow]
(entrances, everyone gets in the ring, and before long you hear)
Seth: FOLKS, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
(after commercials)
Seth: All hell broke loose over the commercial break, and both ladies are beating the holy hell out of each other right infront of us.
Jerry: CAT FIGHT!
Seth: But arent they on the same team?
Jerry: Who cares, ITS A CAT FIGHT
Seth: And in the ring right now, Rattle Snake is arguing with Bret to make a tag, Bret is ignoring Rattlesnake, attempting to take out blade himself, and WHOA BACK BODY DROP! Blade is starting to feel it. He decks Snake, Snake on the apron onto the floor. Snake turns around and BODY SLAM onto Bret. Snake slides in the ring, now all three men are trading blows. Blade keeps blocking and returning fists. Theres a left, another right, kick to the midsection, Snake stops Blades momentum. He has Blade in his arms, Bret bounces off the ropes. Blade ducks. Bret nails Snake in the forehead. Blade dropkicks Bret into Snake. Snake catches Bret with a DDT.
Jerry: That has to hurt!
Seth: Folks, we'll be right back
(after another commercial break)
Seth: During the break, Snake and Bret kept fighting into the back. Blade is on the aproin. Brandy and Charlote are still fighting as we speak. Officials have yet to attempt to break up this fight.
(cameras attempt to go to a pic in pic)
Seth: DONT PAN DOWN TO THEM. There topless at this instant
Jerry: wait, what?
Seth: Got ya.
Jerry: Thats not funny!
Seth: Dominic and Lotus are trying to fend off Pain and Blade. Pain in control. He has Lotus in an arm bar. Lotus, trying to get off the mat. The fans are loving this match. Lotus is on his feet. He elbows Pain. Lotus breaks free. He bounces off the ropes. Pain ducks a clothes line. Blade catches Lotus with a kick to the lower back. Lotus is hurt. The ref is yelling at Blade, as Pain chokes out Lotus. Pain tags in Blade. Folks, our last commercial break, we'll be right back..
Jerry: Wait dont go!!
Seth: Lotus with a high impact drop kick. both men are down...
(commercial cuts him off. once we get back)
Seth: During the commercial break, Lotus almost had a tag, but it was to late.
(in the background, brandy's voice is heard)
Brandy: How do you like that now, bitch?
Seth: The ladies are still at it, i see. Lets see whats going on backstage, as i'm told Snake and Bret are STILL fighting
Jerry: OH my, thats where blade wend during the commercial.
Seth: all three men are fighting it out, jerry, in the mens room. This match has gotten out of control. Lotus is out for the count out here at ringside after being thrown into those steel steps about three times in a row by Pain, and now its Pain and Dominic. Fists are flying. Dominic has pain, irish whip into the turnbuckle, Pain, pulls the ref in the way. Dominic nails the ref. Referee is down.
(Mr Superstar by Marilyn Manson begins to play)
Jerry: WHAT!!!
Seth: Dominic locks Pain into a sharp shooter. Pain is in pain. And, wait, i'm being told that backstage
(Dwight has Blade by the throat)
Seth: Oh my. He wasnt kidding when he got into blades face, was he. Dwight is dragging Blade somewhere. Back in the ring. Dominic has Pain. The ref is still out. He's had that hold on for a few minutes and... OH MY GOD. Blade and Dwight are duking it out in the fans!! Blade is busted open. Dwight is busted open. Blade takes dwight, and sends him TUMBLING DOWN THE STEPS! OH MY GOD! Dominic lets go of pain. Pain is out cold. Dominic looks up at Blade, and calls for him. Blade is walking down to the ring. He kicks dwight. Over the barricade, Dominic catches Blade as he enters the ring. Blade not phased by it, take Dominic and DRVIES HIM into the mat with a vicicious sidewalk slam. The ref started to move a little.
Jerry: I think Blade has this match won, Seth!
Seth: Blade is getting ready but, wait just a minute. TURN AROUND REF, WAKE UP!!
Jerry: Blade turned around, Seth
Seth: SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR! The Superstar just nailed Blade with a spear. Dominic is just standing by.
Jerry: He motions to The Superstar to finish off Blade.
Dwight lifts up Blade. WALK OF FAME. This cant happen. Dwight standing over Blade. Dwight taunting blade, telling him he's the next champion. Dominic covers Blade. Dwight helps the ref up. What the hell is this? Some sort of union. Dwight leaves the ring. The Ref counts. 1.....2.....3
[glow=red,2,300]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH JOHN PAIN,DEMONIC DRAGON,CHARLOTTE DE LUNA AND BRANDY LUST![/glow]