Post by loganflay on Dec 13, 2008 10:34:04 GMT -5
His name is one heard round the world. People see him as a scumbag, and others think he's their savior from the boredom prowrestling has become. They still call him by one NAME: Logan
At one point in time, when he first started, someone referred to him as a machine with the look of a heavy metal rock star, thus he recieved his nickname: "The Heavy Metal Machine"
Standing six feet two inches, and weighing 240 pounds, this man is pure strength, power, intellegence, and most of all-he's a fucking psychopath-not a good combination, huh?
no one knows his actual date of birth, but we do know this-He's only been wrestling 7 years, and he won his first world heavyweight championship when he turned 18-which was his second year of wrestling.. mathmaticians have told us he's been on the "efed" scene for 5 years...
THe son of a bitch refueses to tell us where he's from, he refueses to tell us where he resides. Actually, we dont even know if there is such a town as Parts Unknown
ALIGNMENT: Face/Heel/Neutral "choose one" When it comes to his alignment, no one really knows that either. somedays fans love the guy, others they hate him, and he shows no neutrality, because he's not neutral, he's a psycho path. We cant even bein to think of a time when there was a psycho path who was either only good or only bad.. well.. until this guy came along. Now a days, fans await his return to the ring, cause they are so sick of the mundane world of the WWE and TNA, I guess you can call him a face... for now...
ENTRANCE MUSIC: If you could name one person who has changed his entrance music so many times that you never really know what he's going to come out to next, its this fucker. he's had over 10 entrance songs, one for each world championship he has held, and now that number becomes 11, with the addition of SHecklers Revenge by Guns n Roses
IN RING ATTIRE: If you want to talk scary, go ahead. If you want to talk about dresses cool, alright by everyone. But if you for one second take one look at the guy and you dont think to yourself "What the fuck?", then maybe he's not a psyco path after all. He paints his face like a rejected mime, shaved his head bald, and often wears a hockey mask to the ring.. WTF, i know, right? His pants are the only clothing that cost him more than 50$. He wears no shirt, only showing a huge ass scar on his chest from some sort of battle years ago, in japan. He also wears pair of fishnet arm bands.
STREET CLOTHES: Outside of the ring, the hockey mask never makes it off his face. What a retard. He also wears a trench coat. People actually think he was involved in the colombine shootings, but we know the truth. Parts Unknown isnt in colorado. Sometimes, he'll wear a leather jacket, but for the most part, once the camera spots him, he's already in his ring wear... WTF? What about out side the ring. what does he wear then? Your guess is as good as mine, because every time camera's spot him, its always the same, black cargo pants and a trench coat with hockey mask. WTF?!?!?! This guy creeps even us out.
WRESTLING MOVES: wait a minute, theres a list? where? i dont recall seeing a list... hold on... yeah. we dont see a list. so, here we go. Suplex. DDT. Powerslam. Spinebuster. SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!(lol) Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Sambo suplex. German Suplex. Stinger Splash. Chokeslam.
DIVING MOVES: maximum of 5 from dive list Um.. he doesnt dive. wait. he does.. ho ho ho. Flying Clothesline. 5-star Frog Splash
FINISHING MOVES: well, since we still dont see a list, here we go. Deaths Edge is the most vicious finishing move in all of sports entertainment. Is so vile, so deadly, that it's been banned by the WWE, TNA, and the UFC.... well, not really, we just like to market like that. Truth is, Logan is the only person who ever does it, because he's trademarked the whole damn move. WTF?!?! I know, right? Deaths Edge" Kick to spine, reverse suplex, lift up above head, upside down cross powerbomb formation, and drop with authority. Deaths Edge.
BRIEF HISTORY: well, lets see. Logan is a former 11 time world heavyweight champion, most notably in the CWO(championship wrestling organization), holding the prestigious belt 3 times for a total of one and a half years. Each time he lost the belt, there was a screw job involved, except the third time, where he was a heel and the screw job went sour, thus he got screwed instead.
Three times he won the championship in his first efed, the HIWF(hardkore insanity wresting federation), only to be screwed over each time by his arch nemesis, Darkside, who rivals him in psychopathness only because he wrestled as his dead brother, Lightside, in tag team matches all the time. WTF?!?!?!?!? THAT IS FUCKED UP.
The other 5 times where with 5 different organizations, and he still holds those belts... because they closed. All thanks to Logan and his stable, "the World order"... How unorginal, huh? but hey, Logan has once said " At least we said what we where going to do, and that was take over this company"
recently, he's been, well. no one really knows where he's been. He just showed up at my door step one day and said "hey, I'm back."
FAVORITE QUOTE: "I WILL SET YOU... TO BURN"
At one point in time, when he first started, someone referred to him as a machine with the look of a heavy metal rock star, thus he recieved his nickname: "The Heavy Metal Machine"
Standing six feet two inches, and weighing 240 pounds, this man is pure strength, power, intellegence, and most of all-he's a fucking psychopath-not a good combination, huh?
no one knows his actual date of birth, but we do know this-He's only been wrestling 7 years, and he won his first world heavyweight championship when he turned 18-which was his second year of wrestling.. mathmaticians have told us he's been on the "efed" scene for 5 years...
THe son of a bitch refueses to tell us where he's from, he refueses to tell us where he resides. Actually, we dont even know if there is such a town as Parts Unknown
ALIGNMENT: Face/Heel/Neutral "choose one" When it comes to his alignment, no one really knows that either. somedays fans love the guy, others they hate him, and he shows no neutrality, because he's not neutral, he's a psycho path. We cant even bein to think of a time when there was a psycho path who was either only good or only bad.. well.. until this guy came along. Now a days, fans await his return to the ring, cause they are so sick of the mundane world of the WWE and TNA, I guess you can call him a face... for now...
ENTRANCE MUSIC: If you could name one person who has changed his entrance music so many times that you never really know what he's going to come out to next, its this fucker. he's had over 10 entrance songs, one for each world championship he has held, and now that number becomes 11, with the addition of SHecklers Revenge by Guns n Roses
IN RING ATTIRE: If you want to talk scary, go ahead. If you want to talk about dresses cool, alright by everyone. But if you for one second take one look at the guy and you dont think to yourself "What the fuck?", then maybe he's not a psyco path after all. He paints his face like a rejected mime, shaved his head bald, and often wears a hockey mask to the ring.. WTF, i know, right? His pants are the only clothing that cost him more than 50$. He wears no shirt, only showing a huge ass scar on his chest from some sort of battle years ago, in japan. He also wears pair of fishnet arm bands.
STREET CLOTHES: Outside of the ring, the hockey mask never makes it off his face. What a retard. He also wears a trench coat. People actually think he was involved in the colombine shootings, but we know the truth. Parts Unknown isnt in colorado. Sometimes, he'll wear a leather jacket, but for the most part, once the camera spots him, he's already in his ring wear... WTF? What about out side the ring. what does he wear then? Your guess is as good as mine, because every time camera's spot him, its always the same, black cargo pants and a trench coat with hockey mask. WTF?!?!?! This guy creeps even us out.
WRESTLING MOVES: wait a minute, theres a list? where? i dont recall seeing a list... hold on... yeah. we dont see a list. so, here we go. Suplex. DDT. Powerslam. Spinebuster. SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!(lol) Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Sambo suplex. German Suplex. Stinger Splash. Chokeslam.
DIVING MOVES: maximum of 5 from dive list Um.. he doesnt dive. wait. he does.. ho ho ho. Flying Clothesline. 5-star Frog Splash
FINISHING MOVES: well, since we still dont see a list, here we go. Deaths Edge is the most vicious finishing move in all of sports entertainment. Is so vile, so deadly, that it's been banned by the WWE, TNA, and the UFC.... well, not really, we just like to market like that. Truth is, Logan is the only person who ever does it, because he's trademarked the whole damn move. WTF?!?! I know, right? Deaths Edge" Kick to spine, reverse suplex, lift up above head, upside down cross powerbomb formation, and drop with authority. Deaths Edge.
BRIEF HISTORY: well, lets see. Logan is a former 11 time world heavyweight champion, most notably in the CWO(championship wrestling organization), holding the prestigious belt 3 times for a total of one and a half years. Each time he lost the belt, there was a screw job involved, except the third time, where he was a heel and the screw job went sour, thus he got screwed instead.
Three times he won the championship in his first efed, the HIWF(hardkore insanity wresting federation), only to be screwed over each time by his arch nemesis, Darkside, who rivals him in psychopathness only because he wrestled as his dead brother, Lightside, in tag team matches all the time. WTF?!?!?!?!? THAT IS FUCKED UP.
The other 5 times where with 5 different organizations, and he still holds those belts... because they closed. All thanks to Logan and his stable, "the World order"... How unorginal, huh? but hey, Logan has once said " At least we said what we where going to do, and that was take over this company"
recently, he's been, well. no one really knows where he's been. He just showed up at my door step one day and said "hey, I'm back."
FAVORITE QUOTE: "I WILL SET YOU... TO BURN"