Post by Keith Landry on Aug 1, 2014 11:05:56 GMT -5
The Old School Wrestling Logo appears and the theme music plays. The camera zooms around and then goes to the broadcast table. We see Seth Matthews and Jerry Brock seated there.
Jerry Brock: GOOD EVENING WRESTLING FANS AND WELCOME TO TURBO. THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE A GREAT ONE. WE WILL SEE SOME GREAT ACTION AND THE DEBUT OF THE SEVEN FOOT MATT HARRIS. THE YOUNGER BROTHER OF BRET AND RATTLESNAKE!
Seth Matthews: That's right Jerry and this week we will see Bret Harris the brand new Provincial Champion and rightfully deserving too. Rattlesnake will be here and so is the UFO. Speaking of UFO I cant wait too see Matt Harris destroy him just like Bret Harris did fair and square to him last week.
Jerry Brock: Seth you know Bret used the ropes too win that title but I guess in your book that was scientific. as well as everyone that watched the Re- Booted special that Rattlesnake and The Harris Brothers have brought on their own problems because as we saw earlier once again this week more attacks. Sooner or later their actions will catch up to them and they will get what is coming to them.
Seth Matthews: Well I know Landry has been trying his best to make things right and at least that is something.
Jerry Brock: Yes and they still attacked him. Even after knowing both Harris brothers will get a shot at the title at separate times.
Seth Matthews: We will see too once it happens Brock and if either of them win the belt that will prove they have been telling the truth all along.
Jerry Brock: I am not sure if any of the Harris Brothers know the definition of the word truth. We are going to get to action. We are going to ringside.
Music plays and Peter Void comes out to booing of the fans. Void insults the fans as he makes his way down ring side. He gets to the ring. He climbs in and disrobes as he waits for his Tracy Adkins to come out.
Jerry Brock: That Peter Void has some attitude.
Seth Matthews: I don't see nothing wrong with Pete Void he is a nice guy. Its not his fault the fans don't appreciate him.
Once again music starts and fire works explode. Tracy Adkins comes out and the fans have a mixed reaction for him. Tracy makes his way to the ring and climbs in. Peter Void walks over to Adkins and stares him nose to nose. Adkins smirks and with lightening fast speed punches Void right in the nose.
Jerry Brock: LOOK AT THAT! ADKINS ISNT GOING TO TAKE ANY OF PETER VOIDS INTIMADATION!
Seth Matthews: Those actions were not necessary Brock. Pete Void did nothing to Adkins to deserve that! Adkins is a damn animal.
Frank Parker calls for the bell and the match is set to go. Void Glares at Adkins as he holds his nose. Then he swings at Adkins with Rage. Adkins ducks and when Void turns around Adkins smacks him on the nose again. Void holds his nose in pain. Adkins whips Void into the ropes and when Void comes back Adkins nails him again in the nose. Void hits the canvas and flops around in pain holding his nose.
Adkins goes on the attack and stomps on Peter Void head. Then he leans over and bites Voids forehead drawing blood. Frank Parker counts and Adkins breaks at the five count. Adkins pulls Void up but gets an elbow in the rib cage. Void drives a knee into the solar plexes of Adkins. Then he rams Adkins head into the turnbuckle several times.
Jerry Brock: Adkins is trying to weaken the face area of Void.
Peter Void whips Adkins too the ropes and as Adkins comes back Peter Void gives him a fist in the gut. Void turns to the crowd for approval but they boo him. As Void turns around Adkins Rakes Voids eyes blinding him momentarily. Then he applies a choke hold to void.
As Void begins to drop slowly to the canvas Adkins digs his fingers in the already cut forehead of Void. Void seems out of it. Adkins smirks and lifts Void to his feet. Void can barely stand as he wobbles back and forth. Adkins hits the decapitator and lays Void out. Adkins then places two fingers on Voids chest as official Frank Parker slides into position to count......One.......two.........three..........
Seth Matthews: Pete Void didn't stand a chance against the brutality of Tracy Adkins. Adkins should be banned from Wrestling forever.
Jerry Brock: Your just sore Seth because Adkins beat Peter Void.
As Void is being helped out of the ring music plays and Josh Morgan comes out. The fans cheer. Morgan makes his way to the ring giving high fives. Once in the ring Josh waits. The Glass Breaks and Rattlesnake comes out drinking a beer, cursing and flipping the finger. Snake climbs in the ring and goes from corner to corner. The music stops and Frank Parker calls for the bell.
Josh Morgan turns his back to set his robe in the corner. As he turns around Rattlesnake grabs him and whips him to the ropes. As he comes Snake hits Morgan with a side walk Slam.back Dark Side turns around and Blast Nails him with a drop kick. Dark Side goes down. As Josh Morgan gets back slowly and Rattlesnake hits him with a clothesline. Josh Morgan goes down on the canvas again.
Jerry Brock: Rattlesnake not wasting anytime on Josh Morgan.
Seth Matthews: If he has a prayer of winning he better hope he can get something going real soon.
Rattlesnake measures Josh Morgan and goes for an elbow drop but misses as Morgan rolls out of the way. Morgan jumps up and hits a leg across the throat of Rattlesnake. He pulls snake to his feet and whips him to the ropes. As Snake comes back Josh Morgan hits a a very high drop kick right in the face of Rattlesnake knocking him down.
Seth Matthews: HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT ON THAT DROP KICK BROCK!
Jerry Brock: I certainly did. He must have hit the six foot mark on that one!
Josh Morgan looks to the crowd for approval. They cheer him but as his back is turned Rattlesnake gets back to his feet. As Morgan turns around Snake rushes at him and boots him in the gut. Rattlesnake whips Josh Morgan into the corner hard. Morgan hits the corner and staggers back out. When he does Rattlesnake hits him with a stunner. Snake reaches down and covers Josh Morgan. Frank Parker slides into position and makes a count...1...2...3...
Frank Parker raises the hand of Rattlesnake. Snake pulls his hand away and as his music blares he leaves the ring and heads out back. As he reaches the ramp he stops as Dark Side appears at the entrance holding a mic. Snake looks Dark Side from head too foot. Dark Side raises the mic as the music fades.
(Dark Side) CONGRATULATIONS RATTLESNAKE! YOU WHERE VERY WISE TO WIN THAT MATCH! FOR YOUR OWN SAKE! YOU KEPT YOUR WORD AND I WILL KEEP MINE! WE ARE A TEAM! YOU JUST BETTER HOLD UP YOUR END OF OUR AGREEMENT OR THERE COULD BE PROBLEMS! I HOPE I AM MAKING MYSELF CLEAR!
Snake reaches over and grabs the mic from Dark Sides hand.
Rattlesnake: THERE WONT BE ANY PROBLEMS DARK SIDE BUT YOU JUST KEEP IN MIND TOO THAT YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO HOLD UP YOUR END OF OUR AGREEMENT AS WELL BECAUSE A STUNNER COULD HURT IF YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING!
Snake drops the mic and brushes past Dark Side as he disappears behind the curtain. Dark Side glares at Snake as the cameras switch back to the broadcast table.
Seth Matthews: That was intense Brock!
Jerry Brock: Well this will be interesting too see how those two will work as a team!
Seth Matthews: Is there a tag team title tournament Brock? I never heard nothing about one.
Jerry Brock: I don't believe so Seth. I think these two are just getting into contention for if or when one does occur. Well we are ready for the next match. This should be great. UFO faces off against the seven foot three hundred sixty eight pound Matt Harris.
Invader blares over the p.a. system and crowd cheers as UFO walks through the curtains. As he makes his way to ringside Matt Harris rushes out from the back with a steel chair and blasts UFO in the back. Matt starts chocking UFO. He picks him up and body slams him on the concrete. UFO cringes as he hits the cement. Matt grabs a handful of UFOS hair and walks him to ward the ring. Once there Matt shoves UFO into the ring.
Jerry Brock: THATS REDICOLIOUS. MATT HARRIS IS SEVEN FEET TALL AND STILL FELT HE HAD TO USE A STEEL CHAIR ON THE UFO! MAKES ME WONDER IF MATT IS AFRAID OF UFO!
Seth Matthews: MATT HARRIS ISNT AFRAID OF UFO. MATT KNEW UFO WOULD TRY THE SAME THING AGAINST HIM THAT HE DID TO RATTLESNAKE BY USING THE CHAIR SO MATT JUST BEAT UFO TO THE PUNCH!
Jerry Brock rolls his eyes.
Jerry Brock: Sure Seth. That's exactly what it is!
After getting into the ring Matt Harris steps on UFOS head. Then he picks him up to his feet and whips him hard to the corner. Matt measures up UFO and charges at him. UFO moves at the last second and Matt hits the corner head first. UFO moves in and stomps Matt in the stomach several times. Then he delivers a closed fist to the head. Frank Parker moves in and orders UFO to move back. Ufo looks pissed but listens to Parker.
UFO then moves back in. He try's to pull Matt to his feet but Matt shoves him back with one hand. UFO staggers but catches his balance. Matt gets up and swings at UFO but he ducks. UFO lets Matt have a couple of fists to the head. UFO goes to whip Matt to the ropes but Matt reverses it and UFO gets hit with a short armed clothesline. He goes down to the canvas.
Seth Matthews: LOOK AT THE STRENGTH THERE BY MATT HARRIS! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!
Jerry Brock: Matt Harris is indeed huge and powerful but don't count UFO out he has lots of ring knowledge! That itself can be the deciding factor in the outcome!
Matt places his foot across UFOS throat and begins chocking him. UFO struggles and Matt is ordered to break the hold as Frank Parker threatens to DQ him. Matt pulls UFO to his feet. He whips him across the ring to the ropes. As UFO comes back Matt leans ahead but UFO leap frogs over him barely clearing the mammoth Matt Harris. UFO stops short and turns around and scoops up Matt Harris. He hits the UFO drop his finisher.
Seth Matthews; MY GOD LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF UFO. HE LIFTED MATT HARRIS OFF HIS FEET!
Jerry Brock: THAT IS AN UNBELEAVABLE FEAT!
Just then before UFO can make a cover Rattlesnake and Bret Harris enter the ring and attack UFO. Frank Parker calls for the bell. Snake stunners UFO. Bret then locks his Sharp Shooter into position on UFO. Matt begins delivering Elbows to the lower back area of UFO. The bell rings several times. Then something odd happens. Hell comes out and gets in the ring. He looks at the action. He starts to walk away but stops.
Jerry Brock; this don't look good for the UFO. Its four on one now.
Hell goes outside and grabs a chair. He climbs back in and lifts it over his head. Rattlesnake is grinning and as Hell brings the chair down he changes direction and slams it into the skull of Rattlesnake. Bret and Matt look shocked. Then Hell nails Bret. Matt takes a swing but Hell ducks. Then Hell clotheslines Matt out of the ring. After the ring is cleared Hell leaves the ring and goes to the back through the curtains.
Seth Matthews: WHAT IS THIS? HELL AND UFO HATE EACH OTHER! WHY WOULD HELL SAVE UFO?
Jerry Brock: who knows why Hell does what he does. No matter thought because those three could have put UFO out for good!
Hell looks down at UFO and The Harris Brothers back away while Yelling at Hell. They are pissed and make their way out back. Hell looks down again one more time at UFO and then Hell leaves the ring. The crowd has a mixed reaction. Frank Parker helps UFO up and out of the ring.
TIME KEEPER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH VIA DISQUALIFACATION THE UFO!
Jerry Brock: That is an interesting turn of events. Hell actually coming to the aid of the UFO. I wonder what will transpire from this!
Seth Matthews: I could care less what happens with those two. Too me they are both useless.
Jerry Brock: WHATS THIS?
(the lights of the arena go out, with a 35 second silence for showmanship. The spotlight hit on the area atop the ramp. A man with movie star looks, denim jacket that has sequined “U A-L” on back, bright pink tights with jet black ring boots and sunglasses walks into the spotlight, followed by a cute woman in business suit. The spotlight follows him to the ring. The woman enters first, holding the ropes open for him. They enter, and he is handed a mic as the house lights go back on)
JAMY MATTHEWS: (looks around the arena before speaking, the woman stands in the corner, after a pause he finally speaks) You’re welcome. You’re welcome. Oh, I’m sorry, for those who might not know what I am talking about I am talking to all of the talent and office employees of OSW. All of the ones who are saying silent thank-yous to me for signing here. Thank-you because they now know they are going to be very wealthy individuals because the Ultimate A-List, Jamy Matthews is here, which means higher ratings, higher merchandise sales, higher live event attendance, and higher pay-per-view buys. Because that’s what I do. I make people want to tune in, want to see me. And every damn person here should roll out the red carpet for me. Especially since I agreed to come to the country that God forgot, ha, Canada.
(pauses for a moment to compose himself)
Because I am aware that the residents of Canada have their fingers so far from the pulse of the rest of the world I am……………Jamy Matthews, star of such Academy Award….considerations…..like “Leprechaun 9: Back to da hood after Leaving Da Hood to Move On Up to Da East Side Den Back To Da Hood” and “Vampire Suicide 7.”
So, why would I leave Hollywood to come to OSW? Why would I leave Hollywood to come to……Canada? Well, after conquering Hollywood I decided to look around for the best up and coming wrestling promotion to help skyrocket to the top, and despite its placement of…..ugh…..Canada…I found OSW to be that place. Of course, I expect to be the franchise here. And looking at the roster, there are some great talents. But “Franchise” material? Nah. Not one. But hey, being associated with me and in the ring with me can only make you all better, so, again, You’re Welcome. I see someone like John Hammer as someone who is…good. But in my league? Ha. Or to put it in a way that you…..Canadians….will understand, “Eh, hosiers, this John Hammer guy is just not in my league, eh, but I so thank him for being alive and wish him no harm, eh.”
(Jamy laughs at his own joke as the crowd starts chanting some very unfit chants)
I think that……..
(Jamy is interrupted by John Hammer running at full speed to the ring. As he enters Jamy pushes the woman with him, his agent Bethanie, into John giving him enough time to escape the ring. Bethany is able to slide out of the ring also as they hightail it to the back)
Jerry Brock: Is Jamy Matthews related to you Seth?
Seth Matthews; Not that i am aware of, why?
Jerry Brock: WELL I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF A MAN JAMY MATTHEWS IS. PUSHING A DEFENCELESS WOMAN INTO JOHN HAMMER JUST SO HE CAN GET AWAY UNHARMED!
Seth Matthews: What are you talking about Brock? This Jamy Matthews seems like he is going to be a decent Wrestler here Brock! OSW needs more talent like Jamy Matthews! Look at John Hammer all pissed off and heading to ward the back. Man that guy leaves a lot to be desired.
Jerry Brock: We are going to start the main event!
Fire works explode and music blares. Freddie Blast comes out through the curtains. He waves and high fives the crowd. He walks the ramp and climbs in the ring. After his music stops once again music starts and Bret Harris comes out to the ring.
Seth Matthews: There's Bret! What a Champion he is. With out doubt the greatest Provincial Champion ever.
Jerry Brock; There have been better Provincial Champions then Bret Harris. He might be considered one of the luckiest ones!
He climbs in the ring and walks around holding up the Provincial Title. Frank Parker takes the belt and passes it to a ring attendant and then calls for the bell.Bret and Freddie lock up. Freddie applies a head lock. Bret tries to get out but he applies pressure. Bret try's to whip Freddie to the ropes but Freddie holds on. Then Freddie applies an arm bar. He applies Pressure and holds on tight. Bret manages to get to the ropes. The hold is broke. Freddie and Bret lock up again. Freddie quickly applies a half nelson. He switches and applies a full nelson.
Jerry Brock: Freddie Blast is using some nice moves.
Seth Matthews: Bret is a technician too so Freddie Blast better be careful or it will be all over.
Matt Harris comes out from the back and stands at ringside and starts cheering on Bret. Bret sends Freddie into the ropes but as Bret comes back Freddie back drops Bret. Bret is holding his back. Frank Parker checks to see if Bret is alright. Matt Harris moves to ward the ring and gives Freddie a huge closed fist to the head. Then Matt goes back away from the ring.
Jerry Brock: LOOK AT THAT CHEAP SHOT BY MATT HARRIS! THAT IS NOT RIGHT!
Seth Matthews: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BROCK I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING. I SAW FREDDIE BLAST TRIP AND FALL!
Jerry Brock: Sure you did Seth!
Bret Harris gets up and Starts to stomp Freddie Blast in the chest area. Then he chokes him on the ropes. Bret gets Freddie to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Matt Harris who is closer to the ring again reaches out with a closed fist and punches Freddie in the back of the head. Freddie's legs are wobbly. As he comes off Bret delivers a flying elbow smash. Bret grabs Freddie by the feet and turns him into position for the sharp shooter. Bret applies pressure and Freddie cant take the pain he taps out.
Jerry Brock: That was awful Seth. Freddie Blast may have won this thing but Matt Harris had to come out and get involved. Totally uncalled for.
Seth Matthews: Are you kidding Brock. I have my doubts that Freddie Blast has ever won a match in his life. Bret beat Blast fair and square.
Jerry Brock: Well it will be interesting too see the debut of Jamy Matthews next week on turbo. This guy seems like he is going to draw a lot of attention to himself. He was only here five minutes or so but he sure got the attention of The Old School Wrestling World Champion John Hammer.
Seth Matthews: He sure did and even thought ive never seen Jamy Matthews in action as of yet i think he will bring something special with him to the ring. I cant wait to see his debut.
Jerry Brock: WELL WE LEARNED ONE THING ABOUT JAMY MATTHEWS. HE CAN TALK AND WHAT A MOUTH HE HAS! WE WILL SEE WHAT HIS FUTURE BRINGS HERE IN OSW. THATS OUR TIME FOR THIS SHOW. GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS ALL. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
Before the show ends the camera switches one more time. Jamy Matthews is spotted outside of the arena smugly walking up to a fan and telling the fan not to be intimidated, he may be a huge Hollywood star but still puts his pants on one leg at a time. The fan looks annoyed and confused and when Jamy tries to sign an autograph for him the reveals having no idea who Jamy is. Then the credits roll and the show ends.
Jerry Brock: GOOD EVENING WRESTLING FANS AND WELCOME TO TURBO. THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE A GREAT ONE. WE WILL SEE SOME GREAT ACTION AND THE DEBUT OF THE SEVEN FOOT MATT HARRIS. THE YOUNGER BROTHER OF BRET AND RATTLESNAKE!
Seth Matthews: That's right Jerry and this week we will see Bret Harris the brand new Provincial Champion and rightfully deserving too. Rattlesnake will be here and so is the UFO. Speaking of UFO I cant wait too see Matt Harris destroy him just like Bret Harris did fair and square to him last week.
Jerry Brock: Seth you know Bret used the ropes too win that title but I guess in your book that was scientific. as well as everyone that watched the Re- Booted special that Rattlesnake and The Harris Brothers have brought on their own problems because as we saw earlier once again this week more attacks. Sooner or later their actions will catch up to them and they will get what is coming to them.
Seth Matthews: Well I know Landry has been trying his best to make things right and at least that is something.
Jerry Brock: Yes and they still attacked him. Even after knowing both Harris brothers will get a shot at the title at separate times.
Seth Matthews: We will see too once it happens Brock and if either of them win the belt that will prove they have been telling the truth all along.
Jerry Brock: I am not sure if any of the Harris Brothers know the definition of the word truth. We are going to get to action. We are going to ringside.
Tracy Adkins vs. Peter Void
Music plays and Peter Void comes out to booing of the fans. Void insults the fans as he makes his way down ring side. He gets to the ring. He climbs in and disrobes as he waits for his Tracy Adkins to come out.
Jerry Brock: That Peter Void has some attitude.
Seth Matthews: I don't see nothing wrong with Pete Void he is a nice guy. Its not his fault the fans don't appreciate him.
Once again music starts and fire works explode. Tracy Adkins comes out and the fans have a mixed reaction for him. Tracy makes his way to the ring and climbs in. Peter Void walks over to Adkins and stares him nose to nose. Adkins smirks and with lightening fast speed punches Void right in the nose.
Jerry Brock: LOOK AT THAT! ADKINS ISNT GOING TO TAKE ANY OF PETER VOIDS INTIMADATION!
Seth Matthews: Those actions were not necessary Brock. Pete Void did nothing to Adkins to deserve that! Adkins is a damn animal.
Frank Parker calls for the bell and the match is set to go. Void Glares at Adkins as he holds his nose. Then he swings at Adkins with Rage. Adkins ducks and when Void turns around Adkins smacks him on the nose again. Void holds his nose in pain. Adkins whips Void into the ropes and when Void comes back Adkins nails him again in the nose. Void hits the canvas and flops around in pain holding his nose.
Adkins goes on the attack and stomps on Peter Void head. Then he leans over and bites Voids forehead drawing blood. Frank Parker counts and Adkins breaks at the five count. Adkins pulls Void up but gets an elbow in the rib cage. Void drives a knee into the solar plexes of Adkins. Then he rams Adkins head into the turnbuckle several times.
Jerry Brock: Adkins is trying to weaken the face area of Void.
Peter Void whips Adkins too the ropes and as Adkins comes back Peter Void gives him a fist in the gut. Void turns to the crowd for approval but they boo him. As Void turns around Adkins Rakes Voids eyes blinding him momentarily. Then he applies a choke hold to void.
As Void begins to drop slowly to the canvas Adkins digs his fingers in the already cut forehead of Void. Void seems out of it. Adkins smirks and lifts Void to his feet. Void can barely stand as he wobbles back and forth. Adkins hits the decapitator and lays Void out. Adkins then places two fingers on Voids chest as official Frank Parker slides into position to count......One.......two.........three..........
TIME KEEPER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH TRACY ADKINS.
Seth Matthews: Pete Void didn't stand a chance against the brutality of Tracy Adkins. Adkins should be banned from Wrestling forever.
Jerry Brock: Your just sore Seth because Adkins beat Peter Void.
Josh Morgan VS. Rattlesnake
As Void is being helped out of the ring music plays and Josh Morgan comes out. The fans cheer. Morgan makes his way to the ring giving high fives. Once in the ring Josh waits. The Glass Breaks and Rattlesnake comes out drinking a beer, cursing and flipping the finger. Snake climbs in the ring and goes from corner to corner. The music stops and Frank Parker calls for the bell.
Josh Morgan turns his back to set his robe in the corner. As he turns around Rattlesnake grabs him and whips him to the ropes. As he comes Snake hits Morgan with a side walk Slam.back Dark Side turns around and Blast Nails him with a drop kick. Dark Side goes down. As Josh Morgan gets back slowly and Rattlesnake hits him with a clothesline. Josh Morgan goes down on the canvas again.
Jerry Brock: Rattlesnake not wasting anytime on Josh Morgan.
Seth Matthews: If he has a prayer of winning he better hope he can get something going real soon.
Rattlesnake measures Josh Morgan and goes for an elbow drop but misses as Morgan rolls out of the way. Morgan jumps up and hits a leg across the throat of Rattlesnake. He pulls snake to his feet and whips him to the ropes. As Snake comes back Josh Morgan hits a a very high drop kick right in the face of Rattlesnake knocking him down.
Seth Matthews: HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THE HEIGHT ON THAT DROP KICK BROCK!
Jerry Brock: I certainly did. He must have hit the six foot mark on that one!
Josh Morgan looks to the crowd for approval. They cheer him but as his back is turned Rattlesnake gets back to his feet. As Morgan turns around Snake rushes at him and boots him in the gut. Rattlesnake whips Josh Morgan into the corner hard. Morgan hits the corner and staggers back out. When he does Rattlesnake hits him with a stunner. Snake reaches down and covers Josh Morgan. Frank Parker slides into position and makes a count...1...2...3...
TIME KEEPER; LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IS RATTLESNAKE!
Frank Parker raises the hand of Rattlesnake. Snake pulls his hand away and as his music blares he leaves the ring and heads out back. As he reaches the ramp he stops as Dark Side appears at the entrance holding a mic. Snake looks Dark Side from head too foot. Dark Side raises the mic as the music fades.
(Dark Side) CONGRATULATIONS RATTLESNAKE! YOU WHERE VERY WISE TO WIN THAT MATCH! FOR YOUR OWN SAKE! YOU KEPT YOUR WORD AND I WILL KEEP MINE! WE ARE A TEAM! YOU JUST BETTER HOLD UP YOUR END OF OUR AGREEMENT OR THERE COULD BE PROBLEMS! I HOPE I AM MAKING MYSELF CLEAR!
Snake reaches over and grabs the mic from Dark Sides hand.
Rattlesnake: THERE WONT BE ANY PROBLEMS DARK SIDE BUT YOU JUST KEEP IN MIND TOO THAT YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO HOLD UP YOUR END OF OUR AGREEMENT AS WELL BECAUSE A STUNNER COULD HURT IF YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING!
Snake drops the mic and brushes past Dark Side as he disappears behind the curtain. Dark Side glares at Snake as the cameras switch back to the broadcast table.
Seth Matthews: That was intense Brock!
Jerry Brock: Well this will be interesting too see how those two will work as a team!
Seth Matthews: Is there a tag team title tournament Brock? I never heard nothing about one.
Jerry Brock: I don't believe so Seth. I think these two are just getting into contention for if or when one does occur. Well we are ready for the next match. This should be great. UFO faces off against the seven foot three hundred sixty eight pound Matt Harris.
The UFO VS. Matt Harris
Invader blares over the p.a. system and crowd cheers as UFO walks through the curtains. As he makes his way to ringside Matt Harris rushes out from the back with a steel chair and blasts UFO in the back. Matt starts chocking UFO. He picks him up and body slams him on the concrete. UFO cringes as he hits the cement. Matt grabs a handful of UFOS hair and walks him to ward the ring. Once there Matt shoves UFO into the ring.
Jerry Brock: THATS REDICOLIOUS. MATT HARRIS IS SEVEN FEET TALL AND STILL FELT HE HAD TO USE A STEEL CHAIR ON THE UFO! MAKES ME WONDER IF MATT IS AFRAID OF UFO!
Seth Matthews: MATT HARRIS ISNT AFRAID OF UFO. MATT KNEW UFO WOULD TRY THE SAME THING AGAINST HIM THAT HE DID TO RATTLESNAKE BY USING THE CHAIR SO MATT JUST BEAT UFO TO THE PUNCH!
Jerry Brock rolls his eyes.
Jerry Brock: Sure Seth. That's exactly what it is!
After getting into the ring Matt Harris steps on UFOS head. Then he picks him up to his feet and whips him hard to the corner. Matt measures up UFO and charges at him. UFO moves at the last second and Matt hits the corner head first. UFO moves in and stomps Matt in the stomach several times. Then he delivers a closed fist to the head. Frank Parker moves in and orders UFO to move back. Ufo looks pissed but listens to Parker.
UFO then moves back in. He try's to pull Matt to his feet but Matt shoves him back with one hand. UFO staggers but catches his balance. Matt gets up and swings at UFO but he ducks. UFO lets Matt have a couple of fists to the head. UFO goes to whip Matt to the ropes but Matt reverses it and UFO gets hit with a short armed clothesline. He goes down to the canvas.
Seth Matthews: LOOK AT THE STRENGTH THERE BY MATT HARRIS! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!
Jerry Brock: Matt Harris is indeed huge and powerful but don't count UFO out he has lots of ring knowledge! That itself can be the deciding factor in the outcome!
Matt places his foot across UFOS throat and begins chocking him. UFO struggles and Matt is ordered to break the hold as Frank Parker threatens to DQ him. Matt pulls UFO to his feet. He whips him across the ring to the ropes. As UFO comes back Matt leans ahead but UFO leap frogs over him barely clearing the mammoth Matt Harris. UFO stops short and turns around and scoops up Matt Harris. He hits the UFO drop his finisher.
Seth Matthews; MY GOD LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF UFO. HE LIFTED MATT HARRIS OFF HIS FEET!
Jerry Brock: THAT IS AN UNBELEAVABLE FEAT!
Just then before UFO can make a cover Rattlesnake and Bret Harris enter the ring and attack UFO. Frank Parker calls for the bell. Snake stunners UFO. Bret then locks his Sharp Shooter into position on UFO. Matt begins delivering Elbows to the lower back area of UFO. The bell rings several times. Then something odd happens. Hell comes out and gets in the ring. He looks at the action. He starts to walk away but stops.
Jerry Brock; this don't look good for the UFO. Its four on one now.
Hell goes outside and grabs a chair. He climbs back in and lifts it over his head. Rattlesnake is grinning and as Hell brings the chair down he changes direction and slams it into the skull of Rattlesnake. Bret and Matt look shocked. Then Hell nails Bret. Matt takes a swing but Hell ducks. Then Hell clotheslines Matt out of the ring. After the ring is cleared Hell leaves the ring and goes to the back through the curtains.
Seth Matthews: WHAT IS THIS? HELL AND UFO HATE EACH OTHER! WHY WOULD HELL SAVE UFO?
Jerry Brock: who knows why Hell does what he does. No matter thought because those three could have put UFO out for good!
Hell looks down at UFO and The Harris Brothers back away while Yelling at Hell. They are pissed and make their way out back. Hell looks down again one more time at UFO and then Hell leaves the ring. The crowd has a mixed reaction. Frank Parker helps UFO up and out of the ring.
TIME KEEPER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH VIA DISQUALIFACATION THE UFO!
Jerry Brock: That is an interesting turn of events. Hell actually coming to the aid of the UFO. I wonder what will transpire from this!
Seth Matthews: I could care less what happens with those two. Too me they are both useless.
Jerry Brock: WHATS THIS?
(the lights of the arena go out, with a 35 second silence for showmanship. The spotlight hit on the area atop the ramp. A man with movie star looks, denim jacket that has sequined “U A-L” on back, bright pink tights with jet black ring boots and sunglasses walks into the spotlight, followed by a cute woman in business suit. The spotlight follows him to the ring. The woman enters first, holding the ropes open for him. They enter, and he is handed a mic as the house lights go back on)
JAMY MATTHEWS: (looks around the arena before speaking, the woman stands in the corner, after a pause he finally speaks) You’re welcome. You’re welcome. Oh, I’m sorry, for those who might not know what I am talking about I am talking to all of the talent and office employees of OSW. All of the ones who are saying silent thank-yous to me for signing here. Thank-you because they now know they are going to be very wealthy individuals because the Ultimate A-List, Jamy Matthews is here, which means higher ratings, higher merchandise sales, higher live event attendance, and higher pay-per-view buys. Because that’s what I do. I make people want to tune in, want to see me. And every damn person here should roll out the red carpet for me. Especially since I agreed to come to the country that God forgot, ha, Canada.
(pauses for a moment to compose himself)
Because I am aware that the residents of Canada have their fingers so far from the pulse of the rest of the world I am……………Jamy Matthews, star of such Academy Award….considerations…..like “Leprechaun 9: Back to da hood after Leaving Da Hood to Move On Up to Da East Side Den Back To Da Hood” and “Vampire Suicide 7.”
So, why would I leave Hollywood to come to OSW? Why would I leave Hollywood to come to……Canada? Well, after conquering Hollywood I decided to look around for the best up and coming wrestling promotion to help skyrocket to the top, and despite its placement of…..ugh…..Canada…I found OSW to be that place. Of course, I expect to be the franchise here. And looking at the roster, there are some great talents. But “Franchise” material? Nah. Not one. But hey, being associated with me and in the ring with me can only make you all better, so, again, You’re Welcome. I see someone like John Hammer as someone who is…good. But in my league? Ha. Or to put it in a way that you…..Canadians….will understand, “Eh, hosiers, this John Hammer guy is just not in my league, eh, but I so thank him for being alive and wish him no harm, eh.”
(Jamy laughs at his own joke as the crowd starts chanting some very unfit chants)
I think that……..
(Jamy is interrupted by John Hammer running at full speed to the ring. As he enters Jamy pushes the woman with him, his agent Bethanie, into John giving him enough time to escape the ring. Bethany is able to slide out of the ring also as they hightail it to the back)
Jerry Brock: Is Jamy Matthews related to you Seth?
Seth Matthews; Not that i am aware of, why?
Jerry Brock: WELL I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF A MAN JAMY MATTHEWS IS. PUSHING A DEFENCELESS WOMAN INTO JOHN HAMMER JUST SO HE CAN GET AWAY UNHARMED!
Seth Matthews: What are you talking about Brock? This Jamy Matthews seems like he is going to be a decent Wrestler here Brock! OSW needs more talent like Jamy Matthews! Look at John Hammer all pissed off and heading to ward the back. Man that guy leaves a lot to be desired.
Jerry Brock: We are going to start the main event!
Main Event Match
Provincial Title Match
Bret Harris ( C ) Vs. Freddie Blast
[/div]Provincial Title Match
Bret Harris ( C ) Vs. Freddie Blast
Fire works explode and music blares. Freddie Blast comes out through the curtains. He waves and high fives the crowd. He walks the ramp and climbs in the ring. After his music stops once again music starts and Bret Harris comes out to the ring.
Seth Matthews: There's Bret! What a Champion he is. With out doubt the greatest Provincial Champion ever.
Jerry Brock; There have been better Provincial Champions then Bret Harris. He might be considered one of the luckiest ones!
He climbs in the ring and walks around holding up the Provincial Title. Frank Parker takes the belt and passes it to a ring attendant and then calls for the bell.Bret and Freddie lock up. Freddie applies a head lock. Bret tries to get out but he applies pressure. Bret try's to whip Freddie to the ropes but Freddie holds on. Then Freddie applies an arm bar. He applies Pressure and holds on tight. Bret manages to get to the ropes. The hold is broke. Freddie and Bret lock up again. Freddie quickly applies a half nelson. He switches and applies a full nelson.
Jerry Brock: Freddie Blast is using some nice moves.
Seth Matthews: Bret is a technician too so Freddie Blast better be careful or it will be all over.
Matt Harris comes out from the back and stands at ringside and starts cheering on Bret. Bret sends Freddie into the ropes but as Bret comes back Freddie back drops Bret. Bret is holding his back. Frank Parker checks to see if Bret is alright. Matt Harris moves to ward the ring and gives Freddie a huge closed fist to the head. Then Matt goes back away from the ring.
Jerry Brock: LOOK AT THAT CHEAP SHOT BY MATT HARRIS! THAT IS NOT RIGHT!
Seth Matthews: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BROCK I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING. I SAW FREDDIE BLAST TRIP AND FALL!
Jerry Brock: Sure you did Seth!
Bret Harris gets up and Starts to stomp Freddie Blast in the chest area. Then he chokes him on the ropes. Bret gets Freddie to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Matt Harris who is closer to the ring again reaches out with a closed fist and punches Freddie in the back of the head. Freddie's legs are wobbly. As he comes off Bret delivers a flying elbow smash. Bret grabs Freddie by the feet and turns him into position for the sharp shooter. Bret applies pressure and Freddie cant take the pain he taps out.
TIME KEEPER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY SUBMISSION OF THE SHARP SHOOTER IS BRET HIT MAN HARRIS AND STILL PROVINCIAL CHAMPION!
Jerry Brock: That was awful Seth. Freddie Blast may have won this thing but Matt Harris had to come out and get involved. Totally uncalled for.
Seth Matthews: Are you kidding Brock. I have my doubts that Freddie Blast has ever won a match in his life. Bret beat Blast fair and square.
Jerry Brock: Well it will be interesting too see the debut of Jamy Matthews next week on turbo. This guy seems like he is going to draw a lot of attention to himself. He was only here five minutes or so but he sure got the attention of The Old School Wrestling World Champion John Hammer.
Seth Matthews: He sure did and even thought ive never seen Jamy Matthews in action as of yet i think he will bring something special with him to the ring. I cant wait to see his debut.
Jerry Brock: WELL WE LEARNED ONE THING ABOUT JAMY MATTHEWS. HE CAN TALK AND WHAT A MOUTH HE HAS! WE WILL SEE WHAT HIS FUTURE BRINGS HERE IN OSW. THATS OUR TIME FOR THIS SHOW. GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS ALL. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
Before the show ends the camera switches one more time. Jamy Matthews is spotted outside of the arena smugly walking up to a fan and telling the fan not to be intimidated, he may be a huge Hollywood star but still puts his pants on one leg at a time. The fan looks annoyed and confused and when Jamy tries to sign an autograph for him the reveals having no idea who Jamy is. Then the credits roll and the show ends.