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Post by Keith Landry on Jan 19, 2009 14:48:47 GMT -5
DWIGHT VS SAGA
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Post by loganflay on Jan 21, 2009 16:44:08 GMT -5
The following announcement has been paid for by The Superstar A black and white reel starts to play. It looks like an old 1950's movie with scratch marks and "background noise" The Superstar Dwight Paul is in a locker room that is COVERED in movie posters with his picture, a Hollywood star, and even a trophy wall with 11 tag team belts, 6 of which are the real companies belt (each one long since closed). Dwight is dressed in a nice fancy suit, and wearing sunglasses.SDP: The Superstar sees that the front office has ignored rattlesnake for opening his mouth last week, and have ignored giving The Superstar a shot at the TV title. Not to worry, you stone cold Steve Austin rip off, The Superstar plans on getting what he rightfully deserves, and thats a WORLD TITLE SHOT some day down the road. Right now, The Superstar needs to focus on tonight. Dwight laughsTonight, The Superstar faces a man known only as SAGA. You don't scare The Superstar. What The Superstar plans to do to you, in that ring, tonight, Saga, will make you famous. Five minutes in the ring with The Superstar, and two things will happen. One, The Superstar will cripple your sorry ass.
and Two, Hollywood will be all over you with contracts. Hey, even the crippled actors need jobs. Somebody has to hold the marker.
Tonight, Saga, you will know just what its like to be in the ring with a real performer that is at the caliber that The Superstar is at. Theres no whiny mother f**kers coming for you, theres no Stone Cold Steve Austin or Undertaker rip offs trying to steal the spot light.
Tonight, you face...Dwight takes off his sunglasses and pulls the camera in real close, so all you see are his eyes(Dramatically)The Super........ Star!Fade to black as Dwight lets go of the camera and laughsThe preceding announcement has been paid for by The Superstar
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