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Post by Keith Landry on Jan 3, 2009 9:49:09 GMT -5
DWIGHT PAUL VS NASTY NAT
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Post by Jo Franks Owner on Jan 3, 2009 13:42:15 GMT -5
Music blares as Nasty Nat comes out to the ring. He has a Mic and as soon as his music stops he lifts it and begins speaking.
Nasty Nat HA i get to be part of the fuel for life tour and they have me in against some bum called Dwight Paul. Well Dwight i never heard tell of you and chances are after this match no one will hear tell of you again. I know that your just a no name jobber trying to make a name for yourself but you choose the wrong person to try that one on pal. Your going to be another causality after this one is done Dwight. So might just want to pack your bags early.
Nat lowers his Mic and waits to see if Dwight will come out and have something to say.
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Post by loganflay on Jan 4, 2009 12:09:05 GMT -5
OSW tv comes back from commercials, and theres a match still going on
Seth: Welcome back everyone. During the commercial break, Job 1 sent Job 2 flying on the ouside of the ring, and OH what a nice standing suplex from Job 1 on Job 2
Jerry: I was afraid they werent going to get back in the ring
Seth:They surely where fighting in a dangerous area. Jerry, what do you think is going through the superstar dwight pauls head right now, after hearing what Nasty Nat had to say before the commercial break? He was waiting quite a long time, and as you can see, has refused to leave the ring side area until he does hear from Dwight.
Jerry; He may not have to wait to much longer, listen.
The action in the ring continues as a faint distorted guitar starts plaing. The fans go quiet almost instantly. The match stops after a few botched spots, only by then, the camera is focused on the stage. Then the words start
Seth: The fans know who this is
Jerry: QUIET! I cant hear them singing!
Fans: (and faintly, you can hear jerry singing as well) HEY MR SUPERSTAR.... I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU..... HEY MR SUPERSTAR....... I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
A huge set blast of pyros spark out from the stage. As the song continues, surprisingly a small section of fans sing the whole damn thing, "The Superstar" Dwight Paul walks out. Seth keeps trying to talk, and before long, Jerry unplugs Seth's headset telling him he's making to much noise. Seth retaliates by unpluging Jerry's headset, and both men just stare at each other. All of this takes place on split screen, as Dwight passes the section of fans still singing the song. One of them is holding a sign that reads "I came to see The SUPER (drawing of a star). Dwight stares at the fan, and then points to the sign, looks into the camera, and points at himself.
In the ring, the two job's just stand in awe, and confusin, and anger. They look at each other, and then decide to leave the ring and attack "The Superstar"
Seth: THe Job's have had enough of this! Job 1 just slammed Dwight into the steel steps. Job 2 has a chair. Dwight is trying to stand here. Job 1 helps him get up, and turns him around before.. OH MY GOD Dwight was just BLASTED WITH a chair.
Jerry: Listen to these fans, Seth
Fans: SU-PER-STAR SU-PER-STAR
Seth: Dwight is busted open here... OH MY GOD
Dwight just stands right up. He wipes the blood off of his face, looks at it, and gets smacked in the back again by a chair. That only enrages him some more. He turns around and
Seth: THe look on his face says it all
Dwight deleivers a big boot to Job 2 . He then grabs job 1 and slams into the security barrier.
Seth: What a forceful impact
Dwight lifts up Job 1 into a military press. He faces Job 1's head so its directly above the steel steps.
Jerry: what's he going to do here?
Dwight drops Job 1 onto the steel steps. His head bounces off with a loud thud
Seth: OH MY GOD! That may have broken Job 1's jaw!
Job 2 tries to run into the ring, but Dwight just stalks him into the center of the ring. Job 2 tries to then charge at Dwight
Seth: What a forceful spinebuster from Dwight.
Jerry: Job 2's head bounced off the mat like a basketball
Fans:SU-PER-STAR SU-PER-STAR SU-PER-STAR
Dwight stands above Job 2's head, and takes off one elbow pad. He then looks into the camera, and mimes the useage of an old school camera. just then the entire arena is now embeded in strobe
Seth: How can you wrestle with strobe lights on?
Jerry: Only can The Superstar do that!
Dwight bounces off one set of ropes, then hops over Job 2, then bounces off the other side. He does a slow motion strut, before he finally drops an elbow
Seth: SILVER SCREEN!
With the strobe lights still going, Dwight climbs up to the top rope. He does a goldust type taunt, taking his hands from his thighs, breathing in as he brings his hands up, and then breathes out as he spreads his hands outward. He then leaps
Seth: Frog Splash from The Superstar!
Jerry: Thats not just any frogsplash, thats a BLOCK BUSTER!
Seth: Whats he doing now?
Dwight wastes no time picking up an almost limp Job 2 and delivers a jack hammer suplex
Seth: WALK OF FAME!!!
The stobes end. Dwight walks over to the ring announcer and asks for a mic
SDP: Nasty Nat, you really had to open your mouth and... call The Superstar a.. what was it again? oh yeah.. A jobber.
Dwight holds his chin for a moment
SDP: The Superstar didnt like that. The last time someone called The Superstar a jobber, they wound up crippled for life. The good news is, The Superstar hasnt done that in a looooong time. The bad news. THE SUPERSTAR IS GOING TO CRIPPLE YOUR BITCH ASS.
(Dwight paces around the ring in anger)
You called The Superstar a nobody.
Dwight stops and stares at Nasty Nat
Listen here you little F**GOT, When The Superstar steps into this ring with you, you will find out first hand what its like to be in the ring with one of wrestlings A-LIST WRESTLERS. Once its all said and done, it will be a silver screen ending with you hitting the walk of fame, and staring in AWE at The Superstars greatness, as The Superstar move on to bigger, and better things.
Now, before you get out of your seat and try and continue to dig yourself a hole for The Superstar, let The Superstar ask you this.
Dwight takes a finger and points to nasty nat
When was the last time you saw
Dwight points up
Those lights? (Dwight stops pointing) Cause you see, Nasty Nat, The Superstar hasnt seen those lights yet since arrving in the OSW. The Superstar is SPOTLESS. And when The Superstar is done with you, and you sulk in the back, and pack your bags, (imatates whining) and cry like a little baby..(back to speaking normal) As your walking back to your car, head hung low in embarassment, The superstar wants you to stop and remember that single moment, when the Ref counted 3 and your eyes where FIXED on those lights, TO DAZED AND CONFUSED to close them, that your FRAIL AND BEDAZZELED SELF COULDNT GET THE JOB DONE, and that you just got your ass handed to you by
The screen goes into wide screen mode
The SINGLE greatest performer... in professional wrestling today, BANNED from WWE for telling Chris Jericho to suck his C***, BANNED from TNA for showing naked pictures of Jeff Jarrets wife on national TV....
Raises his head high, blood still dripping down
THE (very long breath)SUPER STAR
Mr Superstar by Marilyn Manson plays. Dwight begins to leave the ring, with mic in hand
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Post by Jo Franks Owner on Jan 4, 2009 22:24:40 GMT -5
As Dwight Paul is leaving Nasty Nat lifts the Mic and calls to him.
Nasty Nat Hey wait up one damn minute. Where do you think you are going? This promo isn't over yet. Don't make me have to come down there and beat you senseless and drag your car cuss back in this ring.
Dwight glares at Nat.
Nasty Nat There. Thats better now.
Nat begins to unload on Dwight.
Nasty Nat You claim you haven't seen the spot light here yet and your spotless. Well chump let me give you some advice. Your going to be brainless when you step in that ring with me you little over confident bitch. You are looking way past me and your making one hell of a huge mistake. I may not be a main eventer here you stink bucket but i have won my share of matches and you had better keep that fresh in your mind. You want to be known as the superstar well thats fine by me because your going to be remembered for the superstar that i put out of professional wrestling. Star all right. The only stars you will be seeing is the ones when i punch your ass. So you don,t have to like it but suck it up cause thats the way the cards are going to fall.
Nat lowers the Mic and waits......
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Post by loganflay on Jan 4, 2009 22:49:53 GMT -5
Dwight raises his mic to his mouth
SDP: Is that so?
Nasty Nat nods his head
SDP: Are you done talking then? Are you done WASTING The Superstars time with your (In a high pitched, raspy, eric cartman mocking voice) MEH WON MEH SHARE MEH MEHTCMEHS
Seth: I think that just pissed of Nasty Nat
SDP: Hear that, Nasty
Dwight takes his free hand and cups it around his ear like a megaphone
SDP: Thats the sound of people caring about you, rather, the people caring about how they're going to BURY YOU after The Superstar cripples you for life. You talk about how The Superstar is over confident, how The Superstar is looking past you, how (mimes a baby sucking a bottle, eric cartman mocking voice again) Meh Supmehstar called meh meh F***T
Seth: nasty looks like he's about to beat the life out of Dwight..
Jerry: "The Superstar"
SDP: The Superstar's not looking through you, THe Superstar is going to PLOW THROUGH YOU. And that.... is a....
Dwight goes nose to nose with Nasty Nat, and then tilts his head up, mic with it
SDP: FIVE STAR (long breath)GUAR-AN-TEE
Dwight lowers his mic and looks at Nasty Nat
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Post by Jo Franks Owner on Jan 7, 2009 14:03:59 GMT -5
Nasty Nat lifts his Mic and glares at Dwight. Then a big smiles covers Nat,s face.
Nasty Nat Well Dwight theres one thing that i do know and its this.....You can kiss my Ass and that is a .....GUAR-AN-TEE!!
Nat lowers his Mic and steps out of the ring. He walks up the ramp and goes to the back. Scene ends.
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Post by loganflay on Jan 7, 2009 18:35:04 GMT -5
As the scene comes back from commercial, we see several officials telling Dwight to leave the ring.
SDP: You want The Superstar to leave?
Dwight takes the mic and just starts decking every official in the ring trying to tell him to leave. Once they have all been knocked down, and thats several thuds on the mic, Dwight looks around at all the carnage
SDP: Nasty Nat, The Superstar will kick your ass in 5 minutes, and that is not just a guarantee, THATS A PROMISE, from (in one breath)THE SUPERSTAR
Dwight drops the mic and we go back to commercials
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