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Post by Keith Landry on Jan 2, 2009 22:37:30 GMT -5
RATTLE SNAKE,BLADE, DEMONICO DRAGON & BRET HARRIS VS BRANDY LUST,LOTUS DRAGON,CHARLOTE DE LUNA & JOHN PAIN
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Post by thegathering on Jan 3, 2009 13:24:02 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]IF THIS RP OFFEND ANYONE I AM SORRY. I AM JUST DOING THIS FOR STORY SAKE.[/glow]
Music blares and Blade walks down to the ring carrying a Mic in one hand and the Hardcore championship belt in the other. He is smirking as he climbs in the ring. After his music ceases he lifts the Mic and begins to speak.
Blade They said i couldn't do it but i did. I did it twice. This is the second time i have relieved Death Angel of this Hardcore title. Well who's the Bitch now Death Angel?
Blade smirks.
Blade Now i didn't come out here to brag about winning this title last night. No it doesn't matter that i took this belt for a second time from Death Angel. A task that no one else here has ever been able to do to date.
The fans boo and scream asshole at Blade.
Blade This Hardcore belt isn't the reason i am out here. The reason i came out here is to talk about my match this week. A match that Al The Beast Harris set up.
A few fans begin a small Al The Beast Harris chant.
Blade What the hell where you thinking Al Harris? Are you actually serious about teaming me up with these three chumps? I mean look at my team for god sake. I have that goodie two shoes comedian Dominico Dragon. Whats he gonna do in there? Tell jokes till the other team taps out from laughing? What a joke that guy is himself!!! Plus the guy is a damn rookie! Look at me Al The Beast Harris. Do i look like a rookie to you? No idiot i am a main event wrestler and those guys on my team should be main eventers. Instead i get a version of Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy for a partner.
Blade makes a face.
Blade Bret The loose cannon Hit Man Harris. You actually give me this guy for a partner!! Who are you kidding AL? You know that Bret and Rattle Snake can't get along for one minute so you know that there is going to be trouble. Those two will hook up the second they see each other. Plus its no secret that Bret Hit Man Harris secretly wishes he could be exactly like i am! Then he could call himself a real man.
Blade stops and flexes his mussels. The crowd begins tossing garbage in the ring.
Blade I know this is a god damn conspiracy Al and your the one behind it! Your trying to destroy me because of what i did to your hero Death Angel. Well Al its not going to work because i can see right thought it! J just keep this in mind Al. I am much smarter then you so i will always be ten steps ahead of you while you are still taking your first step.
Blade pauses. Then resumes talking.
Blade Rattle Snake! My god Al what are you trying to do to me? You know that guy can't be trusted. His own mother doesn't trust him. That son of a bitch is so paranoid i doubt he trusts himself.
Blade looks down at the mat. Again he shakes his head.
Blade I am going to tell all of you guys that are on my team something right now! You bitches had better be in this match and keep your heads together because if you don't i swear to all of you that i will personally kick your asses one by one and win this match all by myself if i have to and don't test me either because if you do your careers will be finished just like Death Angels was put to rest last night! I certainly hope that i am making myself clear to all of you because if i am not then your in trouble!
Blade looks around as the crowd is still booing and yelling at him. Blade raises the Mic once more.
Blade Now as for the other team we will be facing. I will start first with that little tyrant Brandy Lust. YEAH YOU LUST ALL RIGHT BRANDY... FOR ME!!!
Blade smiles.
Blade Your a cheap Bitch Brandy Lust. Everyone knows that she can't be trusted plus theres the fact that she wants me and everyone knows it too. I saw her earlier this month trying to sneak into the shower with me. Of course i was man enough to say no to her because i didn't want to catch anything from her. Plus if i had of given it to her that girl would still be on her back and that monkey of hers would be throbbing for the next month but thats just because i am that damn good!!!
Blade looks into the camera trying to taunt Brandy and hoping he is getting under her skin.
Blade Lets see where do i go next. Of course. Lotus Dragon. I am not even worried about that guy because he will probably be Sitting at ringside with his partner Dominico Dragon telling jokes. A word of advice for you Lotus is tell jokes son because it will save you the beating that i will be putting on you if you should decide to even show up for the match. Keep that in the back of your mind bitch boy.
Blade stops again to flex.
Blade OK so then theres this new Chick named Charlotte De Luna. Well baby its like this. Try to keep your mind on the match and not in my pants OK Hun. Everyone knows i have a huge one and they all call me big daddy so i know for a fact that you have heard the rumors and i can tell by the way you look at me backstage that you want me but save that for now girl because right now we are on different teams. Anyway Charlotte there will be lots of time for you and me to get together. Once we do girl then you can open that zipper of mine with your teeth!!! Till that happens Charlotte heres a little something to keep you warmed over.
Blade rubs his hands over his chest and then makes a motion as if throwing his hands to the camera. He winks and makes a kiss at the camera.
Blade Well that brings me to John Pain. The only other real man in this match.....other then myself! So John i have it figured down to this. If things come right down to it you and i may have to go one on one. Of course if that happens it will be a match that the whole world will remember forever. Just because we are so great. so don't worry about anything John even though we are on different teams i still have your back. You know you can trust me John. As for all you other bitches weather your on my team or against my team you had all better keep things in line or else. Thats the only warning you are going to get. So run and tell your mommy's and daddy's because when this match is over and you have been beaten by me you will need them to dry your tears.
Blade tucks the Mic in the back of his wrestling trucks and sets the Hardcore title down. He begins to flex and show off as the crowd boos.
BUT....................
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Post by loganflay on Jan 4, 2009 22:28:10 GMT -5
If you offend easy, then heres the apology =D Blade is interrupted from his pose downSDP: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! Hold on there, Blade.Seth: What the hell is Dwight Paul doing out here?Jerry: Thats "The Superstar" to you, SethSeth: What is he doing, Jerry?Dwight comes ouf from backstage, holding a mic and dressed in street clothes complete with expensive sunglassesSDP: Blade, I've been sitting in the back for a few minutes now, and all i've heard from your mouth is blah blah blah blah blah.THe fans cheer SDP: Why dont you shut your whiny bitch ass up and listen to what a real man has to saySeth: I dont think Blade liked that one bit, Jerry, but the fans sure loved itJerry: Thats cause The Superstar tells it like it isSDP: You see, Blade, you where "Handed" that hardcore championship but what you fail to realize is that The Superstar was supposed to be next in line for a shot at that Hardcore championship. DID THAT HAPPEN? Oh no no no. It goes to Blade, (mocks when talking)the former (back to normal voice) hardcore champion. See, Blade, The Superstar heard that you went to the office of the big man, closed the door, and half an hour later, came back out with a big grin on your face and white S**T DRIPPING DOWN YOUR CHINSeth; OH OHFans: YOU SUCK DICK (repeat)Jerry: listen to the fans.Seth: Someone drown the sound out, we could get kicked off tv for thatSDP: So that got The Superstar thinking, and heres what The Superstar did. The Superstar went home, went into his file folder (mimes opening up a drawer) found the folder The Superstar was looking for (mimes opening up the folder), grabbed the OSW contract that was inside, and The Superstar read this, (clears throat) The Superstar versus WHOM EVER THE HARDCORE CHAMPION MAY BE AT THE NEXT FORTH COMING PAY PER VIEW. Jerry: WHAT?!Seth: Listen to these fans. It has erupted hereSDP: Lets see you tickle the big mans b**ls out of this one.Dwight lowers his mic and stares directly at Blade
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Post by Lotus Dragon on Jan 5, 2009 15:59:11 GMT -5
The camera searches around the arena for a few seconds before loud, uproarious laughter starts to emit from the speaker system, it drowns out the crowd and any of the superstars out in the ring. Then the titantron suddenly goes berserk for a moment, and then Lotus Dragon is on the screen.
Lotus: A Hehe hoooo haha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. You know, hehe, up until know, I'd been wondering when I'd have a match that would actually be a challenge. And now, I can finally say that I have one. See, among the random thrown together losers I'll be facing, there's one man who stands out. One man who could actually grab a hold on me for more than 2 seconds. One man who doesn't *ahem* suck d***. That man is the only other person in this entire company, that I feel is worthy of stepping in the ring with me. That man, is my partner Dragon Demonico.
Lotus takes a deep breath, showing that what he's about to say may be hard.
Lotus: Now, I'd be a bit more worried about this match if my partner had a team that would back him up. But it's really just 4 seperate 4 on 1 handicap matches, AHAHAHAH! I mean, one of his partners just stepped out and told us all, that if they don't overcome his lack of talent, then he'll start to hit them! HAHAHAHAHA!
Lotus kneels down to hold in the laughter. Then takes in a gasp of air before resuming.
Lotus: See, in Mexico, 8 man tag matches are called Atomico matches. Atomico Incredibles are 8 Man tags where they split up 4 tag teams, well that isn't quite what happened tonight. It's more of a match with 2 tag team partners against each other...Plus 6 other people that have beefs with each other. And that's alright with me, I like beef. HAHAHA! Now I know, this ain't time for jokes, but I need to keep the happy side out for as long as I can. I want my rage inside to build up so that once I get those other guys across the ring, they'll know that I'm not just some joke making Dragon, they'll figure out that I'm the most damaging person that they'll ever meet! BWUAHAHHAHAHA!
Lotus gasps for breath then grabs a nearby Pepsi and begins to drink before speaking again.
Lotus: Now I realize that there are about 5 people in the entire locker room that actually view me as a threat, Demonico, plus the 4 guys me and him beat up. So I figure, that after tonight, there's going to be 6 more people that view me as the biggest threat to mankind since polio. Hehe, I could totally take out FDR. HAHA!
Lotus notices that he was a bit in poor taste then gets over it in a second.
Lotus: You know, I think there's a problem with Blade. You shouldn't be that used to sticking something microphone shaped in the back of your trunks. That's just creepy, I hope I don't make him get too excited when I squish him like an ant out there.
Lotus's eye twitches and he smirks for a second.
Lotus: Blade, Bret, and Snake you don't even know what you're getting into. Hehe, you think, you think I'm a-a Joker eh? HeHEH. You know, there, there was a Joker in a m-movie last year. He blew things up. You really wanna compare me to that?
Lotus's expression (or what can be seen of it), gets much darker and villainous.
Lotus: Because, I'd be more than willing to make your comparison a reality you little f***. When I get you people in the ring, you're going to regret EVER making fun of me again. I'm going to take your head, rip it off your shoulders, and toss it into the crowd! You people make me SICK and I will not tolerate your insults any longer. When I'm through with you, my foot will be soooo far up your asses that it'll be able to secede from the US of A!
Lotus twitches for a few seconds, then pauses for a long moment before bursting into laughter that continues for almost a minute until Lotus can control himself again.
Lotus: Hehehehehehehehehe. I'm the hottest commodity in wrestling today. I'm a DRAGON for god's sake! You really wanna piss of a dragon? You wanna make his bubble burst? You want to lose a head? You guys man, you gotta learn some self preservation or something, because I'd hate to feel like I'm clubbing a seal out there. Hehe.
Lotus hangs his head for a second to regain composure
Lotus: I'm interested in one thing that Blade said. Well I mean first he thought I'd spend the whole match outside joking with my opponent. He doesn't do much scouting, if he did, he'd know that as soon as that bell rings, I demolish whoever's across the ring from me. Hell I haven't had a single match is OSW that's gone over a minute! Admittedly, that's likely to change tonight. Well, unless I'm the first guy in for my team. If that happens it'll be another 1 minute match for the Shining Trinity of Divinity, Lotus Dragon baybeh! HAHAHAHHAHA!
Lotus grabs a nearby employee.
Lotus: You know who I am right?
Employee: Uh...Yes yes please don't hurt me!
Lotus: Ah I ain't gonna hurt you.
The employee gets a very relieved look on his face and Lotus laughs.
Lotus: Cause you suffering maybe, torment you probably, but not hurt.
The employee gasps and struggles but Lotus quickly tosses him over a nearby Hot Dog stand and shoves the stand into a nearby group of movers that were moving part of the OSW set in place. The workers drop the set then get a very angry look on their faces and the employee cries out as the camera goes back to Lotus. Who begins to quote a song.
Lotus: Comin' out of my cage and I been doing just fine, gotta gotta be damned because I want it all. Heh heh heh.
The camera fades out as Lotus laughs in a more wicked way than usual.
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Post by thegathering on Jan 5, 2009 16:26:48 GMT -5
Blade looks at Dwight and frowns. He shakes his head with disgust at the thought that Dwight would try to interact himself in Blades promo time. Blade slowly lifts his Mic.
BLADE Hey loud mouth i don't know who the hell you are but your going to find out just who i am if you don't get your nose to fuck out of my business. As far as you getting a title shot well lets just say this, you will get one when and if you earn one. Besides i am the one wearing a belt and i worked my ass off to earn that title too. So tell me this if your so god damn great like you claim to be where is your championship gold? I don't see you wearing any so if i were you i would go out and earn a name for yourself and maybe come back in a year or two after you have gained a bit of experience and ask for a shot then. Maybe ....just maybe i will give you one because i plan on keeping this belt for a very very very very......long time!!!
Blade keeps glaring at Dwight.
Blade Now the best thing that you can do for yourself and for your health is to run along now and go back to your little tiny dressing room that is actually a closet space and tuck yourself back in it. I don't feel like having to come out there and bitch slap you around like the whining little faggot you are. I am sure that you wouldn't want that either. So lets both save ourself a lot of embarrassment by you removing yourself right now because we both know i will make you look bad and i know you don't want that.
Blade smirks and flexes his mussels.
Blade In fact i know you don't want any of this.
(Blade points to his body).
Blade Oh and one more thing too......DON'T YOU EVER....EVER....EVER....INTERUPT ME AGAIN WHEN I AM DOING A POSE DOWN FOR ALL OF MY FANS. NOT EVER.
Blade grins.
Blade The fans know it,i know it and you know that all these woman here want this body. I am still wondering what i am going to do knowing that Brandy Lust and Charlotte De Luna are on the opposite team of myself. Hell those two are liable to rape me in the ring. I know they both want me and if that happens there just might be a live sex show in the ring as well as a wrestling match. Thats just how damn good i am. I can wrestle and still put on and extra performance for all the ladies. Now Dwight when you can do that then maybe....just maybe you will have earned a hardcore title shot. Or maybe even a shot at a lesser title but until you are that damn good then i suggest you go back to training and maybe do a bit of potty training to well your at it because once you ever get the chance of stepping foot in the same ring as me you will piss your pants from the fear i install in you.
Dwight is beginning to look very very iterated with Blade
Blade So Dwight i think you had better back off and make room for me the original and the only real Superstar here!
Blade smirks as he lowers his Mic. He turns his attention to Lotus Dragon.
Blade As for you funny man if anyone in this match lacks talent it would be you. Why do you think they put you in a match featuring me? Its because they need at least one main eventer in this match and since these two tag teams lack real talent that is why i am in it.
Blade stares at Lotus as though he is staring right through him.
Blade If your real smart Lotus Dragon you will forget that you have a tag team partner on the other team and you will do what is right. That is say to hell with it and fight him. By the way don't try anything smart either because if you do you will be needing a new set of teeth. So you just make sure we are on the same page because if you don't i will rip the rest of the pages out of that book, make my own story and add my own ending to the chapter at your expense. I hope i have made myself very clear to you.
Blade stares at Lotus Dragon smirking.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2009 16:58:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The action begins as The Glass Breaks as The OSW TELEVISON Champoin comes to the Ring and grabs a Mic:[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]As he gets In the ring He looks at Blade and speak[/glow]s: Rattlesnake: You know what Blade Shut up I don't like the fact that we have to tag up either but you better watch what you say about Brandy Lust or me or Bret harris cause i will stunn your ass too the mat and thats the bottom line You a main eventer oh please Blade spare me the bull crap.
Rattlesnake: The only main eventer is me and just Because you stole the Hardcore Champoinship But on the other hand I can beat you anythime.
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Post by Lotus Dragon on Jan 5, 2009 19:08:45 GMT -5
A Jagged Gorgeous Winter hits on the speakers as Lotus Dragon steps onto the ramp. He snickers at Blade then walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He calls a microphone over from the timekeeper and begins to talk.
Lotus: Hello there Bladey, I just noticed you speaking to a blank titantron screen for a couple of minutes and realized that you don't have a good grasp of technological stuff so, here goes. When the screen is black, there is nobody there. When it went black, it meant that I had left. You know, just so you don't waste any more of that oxygen. Also, from the part I did catch on my way to the ramp, it sounded like you were saying something about me needing to get on the same page as you? Yeah, not gonna happen little man, see I fully intend to destroy you in there. Probably since I'm not, in fact, on your team. Hehehe.
Lotus steps a bit closer to Blade in an intimidatory tactic.
Lotus: But hey, you're not all bad. I spent a couple of hours in the lab earlier to try to figure out your one good quality. And good news! I found one!
Lotus laughs then calls for a lab coat to be brought from the back, and a referee brings it over to him. He then puts it on and produces a chart.
Lotus: Ah yes here we go. Ahem. A full genome review of the wrestler known as Blade has uncovered one positive quality. Hold on I haven't actually read the thing yet so I'll need to look over the different options. Let's see, talent...negative qualities, appearance....negatives, personality...wow I didn't know the chart went this far negative. Uh...let's see...well thinking ability is way low...education level's about the same....OH FOUND IT!
Lotus turns the dot matrix paper onto the back then goes over to the bottom of it and points at one specific line.
Lotus: Okay, it says here that you're one good quality is that...ah. Your name, "Blade" is the same name as the WrestleCrap writer known as Blade. Good work there buddy. HAHAHAHAHAH HOHO HOAHOAOHAHAHAHA HNEHEHEHE!!!
Lotus grabs the turnbuckle to stop from falling as he laughs.
Lotus: Heheheh, hey sp-speaking of WrestleCrap you sure do talk a lot. HAHAHAHA! See? I insulted your speaking abilities! HAHAHAHAHOOOOHOHOHOHOHOH! It's the Very Worst of Pro Wrestling! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man. But hey I didn't just come out here to insult and mock you. I also came to talk about this match that we're gonna have later tonight. I've been reading between the lines of your metaphorical book thing, and I have to refuse your attempt at forfeiting the match to me. I understand that you're afraid of me due to my whole, you know, metal deficiency and all. But I can't pass up the oppurtunity to shut your mouth with my boot instead of my wit. Hehe.
Lotus takes off the lab coat and lays it over the top rope, then gently folds the dot matrix paper and places it in the corner.
Lotus: So Blade, you seem to find yourself quite the ladies man. So much of a ladies man that you're afraid my partners are going to rape you...Just a heads up, to quell your fears, it is impossible for a woman to rape a man because the man would need to be sexually aroused, and that's not a risk since as Dwight put it, you suck d***. Hahahaha...well, I can't say for Josh Pain, but I'm pretty sure neither I nor he will want to rape you in there. So you're pretty safe unless Rattlesnake goes all prison style on you. HahahahahaHAHAW!
Lotus steps back to avoid any attempted swings from Blade.
Lotus: Well if it makes you feel better, my usual partner, who's on your team tonight doesn't want to kill you for mispronouncing his name. No, the only reason he wants to kill you is for insulting him and making fun of the fact that he has a sense of humor and you don't. But don't worry, he won't do anything during the match...I think. So congrats! you're safe from him until the match is over. You know, in hindsight that's actually bad luck, because after you're lying in a puddle of your own bodily fluids you'll probably be a bit out place for defending yourself. Well unless you enjoy bodily fluid puddles, I think I could see that. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lotus laughs himself silly then rolls onto the floor and starts backing up the ramp. He starts to talk while slowly walking.
Lotus: So yeah, I know you're upset about not being able to forfeit the match, and probably a little upset that nobody will rape you and take your virginity, but hey, maybe you can just run to the back for a count out. Or just not tag in, either way, it'll probably help you out in the long run, and the short run. And the middle run. HEHEHE!
Lotus steps onto the top of the stage and then gestures to a backstage hand.
Lotus: Blade I know you're afraid. I can s-s-s-s-sense it. It's like, like a scent. And I love that scent so much. So much that I'll cherish the moments I have in the ring with you so that I can smell it some more. Although I don't think I'll like the smell of your bodily fluids-if ya know what I mean. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
As Lotus laughs in joyous inner peace a sudden pyro explosion fills the stage with fire and when it dies down. Lotus is nowhere to be seen. But his laughter continues to echo across the arena for minutes after. The lights flash all over and a pink spotlight points Blade for a second before shutting off as well. Then, on the titantron a large drawing of a dragon shows up. It stays for a second before it's eyes suddenly turn into flames and then two flames shoot from next to the titantron before the titantron fades to black and the lights go back to normal. But once more the ominous laughter echoes throughout the arena.
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Post by loganflay on Jan 5, 2009 21:23:05 GMT -5
Dwight looks at blade, and before he can start another pose down, interrupts him again
SDP: Woah, woah, woah. Did I just hear you right
Dwight looks to his left, then to his right, then back at Blade
SDP: Did you just tell The Superstar to get more.... experience? Son, you better realize who the F**k your talking to.
The Superstar is pure gold, bitch. You say that The Superstar is a no one because The Superstar doesn't have an OSW championship around his waist, but the fact of the matter is this: Eleven TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS, IN ELEVEN DIFFERENT COMPANIES THAT THE SUPERSTAR NEVER LOST
The fans begin a chant, and Dwight lowers his mic
Fans: SUPER DUO (rhythmic clapping) SUPER DUO (rhythmic clapping) SUPER DUO (rhythmic clapping)
The fans wont stop chanting, and Dwight starts to talk over them, until they finally quiet down
SDP:These fans know it. They know who I am, Blade, and they know that if I where to put my differences aside with that piece of SHIT Logan, the two of us WOULD PUT THIS COMPANY UNDER
The fans start another long chant
Fans: T... W.... O.... T....W....O..... T.... W.... O.......
Dwight again has to drown out the fans
SDP:So, Blade, instead of (mocks Blade in an eric cartman way) Meh Meh Hardcore Mehpion, meh meh i suck D***, Meh Meh Brandy Meh Mex with The Superstar mehin my mehdroom
Seth: Oh oh, listen to these fans...
Fans: YOU SUCK DICK (repeat)
SDP:Instead of Bitching and talking to thin air, do everyone here a favor, take the D**DO you have shoved up your A**, take it out, and just PUT UP OR SHUT THE F**K UP and HAND THE SUPERSTAR THAT BELT..
Dwight looks at Blade, and then points at blade
SDP:You cant deny The Superstar, because The Superstar, IS A 5 STAR
Dwight raises his head to the sky, with the mic still at his lips[/color
SDP:(in one breath)GUARANTEE
Dwight drops the mic and Mr Superstar by Marilyn Manson plays. Dwight walks off and we go to commercial
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Post by johnpain on Jan 6, 2009 13:06:00 GMT -5
As the commercial resumes Highway to hell erupts over the p.a. system and John Pain comes out from the back. As he makes his way to the ring the fans boo him loudly as he carries with his the Osw heavy weight championship belt. John climbs the steps and gets into the ring. He holds up the belt and grins like a smart ass while the fans continue to boo. Finally John's music ceases playing and John reaches in his trunks and pulls out a Mic. He turns it on and begins to talk.
John Pain This is a very interesting situation that one Al the beast Harris has conjured up. I can see it is a very well put together plan to try to destroy the the union formed between me and the Gathering. Good plan Al but guess what?
John smirks.
John Pain I don't give a flying fuck what you try to do because to me this is just another match and i plan on doing the same thing in there i always do. I am going there and i am going to crack heads. I am going to maim. I am going to kick,punch,slap and break every god damn rule there is in the book and if i get DQed i don't give a flying fart in the wind because thats john what i do and thats just who i am.
John stands there with the others staring back at him but John's expression is blank, like someone who is looking through everyone.
John Pain Brandy Lust,Dominico Dragon,Charlotte De Luna i am not sure what any of your angels are but i am going to suggest one thing to all of you right now. This is a main event match god damn it and if any of you want to make your mark now is the time for us to pull together and get the shit out of our asses. I don't care what in the hell your differences are because i am going to tell you like this....put your shit aside and we will be able to prevail in this thing. Of course if you don't then i will take it upon myself to bash you in the head with a steel chair or a pipe or anything i can get my hands onto. Get it straight now. Thats just how it is.
JERRY BROCK YOU KNOW WHAT SETH? I THINK JOHN PAIN IS TRYING TO GET HIS TEAM TO PULL TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH TO PUT THEIR DIFFERENCES ASIDE!
SETH MATTHEWS WELL JERRY THAT MAKES PERFECTLY GOOD SEANCE BECAUSE A TEAM THAT DON'T PULL TOGETHER CAN WORK WELL TOGETHER! I THINK JOHN IS USING HIS HEAD FOR SOMETHING GOOD!
John Pain Lotus Dragon,Bret Harris, and Rattle Snake you guys are in store for one hell of a rough night. You see i don't give a rats ass fuck who any of you are. Your still on the opposite team and that makes you the enemy.
Blade begins smiling ear to ear as he notices that John didn't mention his name. However its not long before John does.
John Pain Blade.
Blade grins at John waiting to hear what he has to say.
John Pain Blade i saw your promo earlier tonight and i heard everything you had to say.
Blade is still grinning.
John Pain Blade i don't care how much you try to kiss my ass because my name is not Keith Landry and there is nothing over here under this belt that you can attach your lips too you whining cry baby little whore!
Blade mouth drops open and he looks shocked.
John Pain Blade do you actually think i give a fuck about you? You better wake up man. Your on the other team and that means you are the enemy. So regardless of friendship or not bitch its going on the side burners for now and thats just the way its going to go down weather your ass likes it or not. Besides the last thing on the face of this earth that i want to do is lose to a limp wrested sissy son of bitch crying little whore like you!!!
Blade looks at John and says to him i thought we were friends. John laughs.
John Pain Friends?? friends??
As John listens he looks irritated with Blade.
John Pain YOU AND I WERE NEVER FRIENDS AND WE NEVER WILL BE FRIENDS. IN FACT YOUR MAMA HATES YOU AND YOUR DADDY THINKS YOUR THE UGLY EST SON OF A BITCH HE HAS EVER SEEN IN HIS LIFE AND YOUR SISTER WANTS TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU KEEP PEEKING IN HER ROOM AT NIGHT AND SNIFFING HER PANTIES WHEN SHE IS NOT HOME AND YOUR DOG WANTS TO BITE YOUR JUGULAR VEIN YOU TWISTED SON OF A BITCH! IN FACT THE WHOLE WORLD HATES YOU AND SO DO I!!!
Blade swears at John but John just ignores him and keeps rambling on.
John Pain Blade i only made this alliance with you because Keith Landry wanted it that way because other then that you would have been the first guy that i took out of action here. I don,t like you, i don,t like your complaining,i don,t like your bragging and above all i don,t like your face. You served your purpose for me and i served mine for you. YOU GOT THE BELT YOU WANTED AND I GOT THE BELT I WANTED SO NOW THERE IS NO REASON LEFT FOR US TO EVEN HAVE ANY KIND OF ALLIANCE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY YOU CAN KISS MY ASS,GO TO HELL AND THATS JUST A FACT YOU FAGOT!!!
John lowers his Mic and gets out of the ring and heads toward the back leaving everyone standing there looking stunned and shocked.
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Post by The Gothic Lolita Brandy Lust on Jan 6, 2009 19:31:23 GMT -5
Laughter is heard through out the corridors. Brandy Lust steps into the view of the camera. She has a smirk on her face, the continues to laugh. She then looks into the camera lens as if she is looking at someone. She begins to speak."The Gothic Lolita" Brandy Lust: Blade, you flatter me. You really do. But you know I have better thing to do then worry about a piece of shit like you. But you know, I am not one to dash someone's dreams. I am sure that was a wonderful dream you had about me. But Blande... I mean Blade, you complain about you partners. You would not be happy, even if you where teamed with playboy playmates. So get your mind out of the gutter, and get your mind on wrestling.Suddenly there are noises heard from behind the camera. The camera pans, suddenly Death Angel appears into view. He smirks evilly. He looks at the camera, he then nods to Lust."The Gothic Lolita" Brandy Lust: You know it is not my fault you are teaming with a bunch of losers. But I guess I really can't put my faith in my partners, because i dont know them, but I am going to work with them weather I like it or not. I don;t anything about my team mates, but I do know this is a one time thing, and I am going to make the most of it. Because I can not speak for them, but I know one thing for sure, we are going be looking to beat , Rattlesnake, Blade, Demonic Dragon and Bret Harris. To say we wont be there to win would be one hell of an understatment.Lust turns away and walks off. She then turns back to the camera. She smirks and speaks."The Gothic Lolita" Brandy Lust: You know, I am lookin forward to this match, because I am going to be looking to get my hands on Blade. But I am sure each and everyoneof us is going to be gunning for someone. Sure I guess you thought I was going to say Bret Harris. I am done with him, unless he wants to get in my way. Because I am sure I could hand him some more of what I gave him at Christmas Presence. She smirks and turns away. She begins to laugh as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Lotus Dragon on Jan 6, 2009 21:14:26 GMT -5
The camera goes to a corridor in the back. Lotus steps out of the bathroom laughing at something. Then notices the camera standing there. He tells it to stop then begins speaking.
Lotus: Old School Wrestling! Listen up! I know you already know who I am! And I know you know that I know that you know who I am. So I'm not gonna waste any time with useless introductions! See, because unless you've somehow missed the 30ish minutes that people have spent talking about it, you'll know that I'm in an 8 man tag team match. Or a six man tag team match. There are 2 chicks after all. Hehe.
We see a man crawl out of the restroom behind Lotus, his hair is soaking wet and when Lotus sees him, he laughs. Lotus quickly steps on his back, forcing him down, then uses him as a platform to stand on.
Lotus: I know you all have heard a lot of what's been said about the match. Hell there's a guy who's not even IN the match talkin' about it! But through all the noise, and all the insults directed at Blade, I've noticed one thing that stood out to me. NOBODY knows the name for my usual partner. So far tonight, there's been D Dragon, Domonico Dragon, Demonic Dragon, hell it's like I got a whole stable under my command or something! Haha... It's Dragon Demonico, and don't you forget it, because as much as it hurts me to say this, you might just see that name on the disabled list after tonight. So don't look for D Dragon, or Domonico Dragon, or Demonic Dragon, hell you know what? I'll just go easy once he's in there and just keep someone weaker in the ring. Seems simpler for me, and god knows I'd hate to force you fans out there to have to read any list longer than a grocery list, lest your heads explode. HAHAHAHA!
The man Lotus is standing on begins to struggle. So Lotus grabs him in a Mexican Surfboard Stretch, then Curbstomps his face on the ground before stepping back onto him.
Lotus: Boom. Hey you know, a very wise man once said "Bang, you're dead." Admittedly he was killed a second later after his opponent in the duel didn't get hit by the invisible gun. But the lesson shown by that can really apply to this match. Namely, you can talk a big game, and then get killed for not backing it up. Well I've backed up everything I've said so far, so it looks like I'll be walking away with my life in tact tonight. But I can't say the same for any of my opponents. So one thing I will say for my opponents...
The camera zooms up to Lotus's face.
Lotus: Never, ever, ever, ever, piss of a Dragon. It tends to lead to a lack of YOUR F****** HEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lotus cackles maniacally until the man he's standing on wakes up. Then Lotus quickly hits a Double Stomp on him.
Lotus: Haha BANG YOU'RE DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fade out time.
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Post by Dragon Demonico on Jan 7, 2009 8:54:20 GMT -5
I sat backstage watching a cartoon on the mini television I bring with me wherever I go, it's the only thing that can amuse me while I'm bored. I only started watching the T.V. because I found out that Lotus had left my locker room randomly, we were just about to play Connect Four also, sheesh, he can't have a reason for ditching connect four! Well as I sat and laughed at Mickie Mouse and Pluto as I was disturbed by random knocking at the door repeatedly. I stood up, annoyed, and walked over to the door and opened it to revival a shocked OSW Staff member, what was his name James or something? "Demonico! I glad I caught you, you have a match this week!" I looked at him like he's a idiot...of course I'm going to be wrestling, isn't that my job? "Well...yeah...I think that is why I work here..." He didn't stop there because he was still as excited as he was thirty seconds ago. "Well of course, but this is a different match, you are going to be in a eight-man tag team match and on your opponents side is...Lotus Dragon. What!? What kind of idiot split up the Dragons Divine? I mean maybe possibly to make the talent better seeing us wrestle. Yet, also I guess there is a good side to all things, this will be the first time in my life where I take on Lotus, the man has been a close friend of mine for a long while and I'm pretty sure if we go out there and have a good match, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE will be blown away by us. " Well, I guess that's a good for the show ratings and all, so thanks for telling me." As I was about to shut the door on him ,he said something that made me rush out there quicker than the Road-Runner ever could! " Also, one of your partners, I think Blade was it? Is trash talking your partner out there and Lotus is defending you both on the titantr-" I sprinted towards the ring and told the sound man as I was running by to play my music, and out I came.
"Indestructible" hit as I walked out to the ring where Blade was standing and Lotus Dragon was out on the titantron. I slid into the ring and walked up to Blade who stood his ground showing that he has no fear of me, which I respect seeing as he will be in the ring against me next week when I'm going to capture the Hardcore Championship. Well enough of looking in the past, now I needed to begin talking about now, I asked Blade politely,for once, to hand over the microphone. He did making things easier for all of us. I lifted the microphone to my mouth as I voiced my concern. " Well, well, well. It looks like we got ourselves a little argument brewing. Blade, and my own partner Lotus Dragon. Now I expected things to be different, like me with Lotus in the back as we tell everyone that the Dragons Divine will win, but there's a problem. It turns out that Lotus will be on the opposite team than me, so this is going to be a first. I will be teaming up with a bunch of people who I will most likely have to drag around for them to actually to win this match because I know none of them can really handle Lotus Dragon. Everyone is underestimating him. Lotus, I know you are back there somewhere, and I know you are listening. So, may the best Dragon win and lets have a good fight, but if anyone gets in the Divine's way, well who says we still can't work together. This will become one of my biggest matches in OSW history only because it will be the first time in history that Lotus Dragon and Dragon Demonico go fist for fist and kick for kick with each other, I can't wait for a challenge. Also now, I heard that someone going by the name of Blade, which is you my poor soul."
With that I turned to face Blade, before I would start talking again, I really had a bone to pick with him. " So your Blade, correct? Well I heard that you think that your the top of this team don't you? Well there is another problem with that statement of course, well, because, I'm probably the top superstar on the team. Blade if you even think of trying to do anything to me while that match is going on, I will just do what I usually do to every other superstar that tries too actually defeat me, I will turn around, make sure that you will be in no condition to continue a wrestling match and I will let Lotus Dragon get a pinfall over you, because well this match has no reason to me other then getting to wrestle with Lotus for a bit, other than that I couldn't care less of what goes on during the match. I only look forward to next weeks show when I take you on Blade one on one for the Hardcore Championship, it will be a very basic match for me, but when it comes to you? It will become hell on earth!Blade don't anger the Dragon, or fear it's almighty, powerful, wrath! It's only a matter of time..."
I spun back around to face the entrance ram aiming to talk to everybody involved in my match. "Now to everybody else that is involved in my match, everybody on Lotus's team I'm warning you now, if you come face to face with the Dragon, there will be punishment. I'm wanting to punish a person more than the two moves that I only got on the rest of those superstars, right now I'm planning on not losing my winning streak going into a title shot, so unless your Lotus, hopefully you know whats best for you... and now to everybody on my side excluding Blade, feel free to give it your all during this match, how knows? Maybe your actually worthy of being a second friend in OSW, but if you tend on no-showing, or if you cannot even take down one of the other four, there will be punishment in the future..."
I hand back the microphone to Blade knowing that he has at least something stupid to say in return and waiting to see if Lotus or anyone would respond...
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Post by Charlotte De Luna on Jan 7, 2009 19:40:37 GMT -5
Starlet Productions Presents:
A French-Canadian Original
"The Starlet" Charlotte De Luna in:
"Real Stars Don't Need Help" [/size] The scene fades in and we see Charlotte De Luna backstage in her own locker room. Unlike other locker rooms which are dull, gray and boring, Charlotte's is purple and decorated with gold. She's not in a good mood right now with all that is going on in OSW. She crosses her arms acting pretty snobby and then she begins to speak.
Charlotte De Luna: "Let me start off by saying that off all the wonderful places in the world we could be in, like London, Paris, Rome and of course, Montreal, we end up in....Detroit? Detroit? I'm a star, I should be in first-class cities like the ones I just mentioned, there is no reason why I should be wrestling in Detroit. This city has no class, it's full of crime and people are moving from this city every year. Back in the fifties, Detroit had close to two million people and it actually was a nice little place. But now it has only nine hundred thousand people and just like that slut Brandy Lust, Detroit is full of...déchets...that means trash for those that are not French. Some "Fuel for Life Tour" OSW has done. I'm done talking about how stupid and trashy Detroit is. That's not my only complaint. I got placed in a tag team match, four on four...quatre sur quatre...and I'm not happy about it. For one thing, I don't do tag team matches. I'm not a team player and really, a real starlet like me doesn't need any help. I don't care who is on my team. This match is basically meaningless to me and I could be doing better things then wrestling in Detroit, I could be in the most luxurious parties in Chicago right about now. But....since I have to honor my contract, I, Charlotte De Luna, will be a part of this match. My "partners" should consider themselves lucky that they have someone like me on their team.
I'm teaming with le champion de OSW, John Pain, which is fine I guess. He is the champion so maybe he'll be useful after all.Although I will say this, John, I don't care about you, I don't care if you're the champion, I don't care about what you say about "pulling together and putting everything aside". That is not what this Starlet is about. Just stay out of my way, and don't try anything stupid tht might cost me the match. You deal with your problems, I'll deal with mine okay? I'm also teaming with some guy by the name of Lotus Dragon. Lotus? What kind of filthy name is that anyways? Lotus, I have one piece of advice for you. Take this match seriously and stop laughing like a moron. That's all you've done in your promos and it's getting annoying so yeah, shut up please and just focus on what counts okay? I really don't get why you think you're a dragon. Then there's my other partner, Brandy Lust. Brandy...je vous méprise...I despise you. I don't like you at all you worthless mutt. I can go on and on about how ugly you are, but I'm not going to waste my time on you just yet. That comes later. I hate tag team matches, but I don't really mind teaming with Pain, and I guess Lotus is okay, but YOU, of all the people in the world, you are the LAST person I ever want to work with. You're just a slut with no looks and no skill.
That's enough about my team. Of course, there's the other team and first of all, I hope all of you saw my match against Saga. I beat him easily, no sweat. It's not really a surprise that it happened, but that is a message to all of you to watch out because the Starlet has begun her wrestling career of fame. Let's start with Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake, you beat Saga for le Television Championship and you should thank me because I softened him up for you. You're a man of few words...a few stupid words. You talk like you're in le première qualité...the first grade and I heard a better promo from a British child that is 8 years old. You're only champion because Saga was already weak and tired after I beat him and you're a fluke transitional champ. I doubt you will last as the champion and don't be surprised if someone better takes it from you. I will take out a bowl of popcorn and watch that piece of entertainment happen.
Also on the other team is Bret Harris. Now, as far as I know, Bret Harris is the brother of Rattlesnake. Like brother, like brother. Bret, you're just as stupid. Yes, you've won a few titles here but your time is up. Bret, your star is fading and my star is shining brightly right now. I also hear that you are chasing around that dog Brandy Lust. Go ahead and chase her, I don't care. Get just about every sexually transmitted disease you can get from that slut. Bret, go find yourself a better woman then Brandy, but no matter who you find, she won't be as big of a star as me. Also, do me a favor and cut a promo without mispronouncing every other word. I can't understand a word you say sometimes and I laugh at the fact that you have so much speaking problems.
After that, we have....Dragon Demonico? Oh great, another poor excuse of a man who thinks he's a Dragon. And actually, he is Lotus' partner aside from this match. Management is really off the ball with this match putting tag team partners on opposite teams. You warn me about punishment? Go ahead, try to punish me for going face to face with you, but don't underestimate me the way Saga did. Give me an actual challenge and actually make me work for a win. I don't see Rattlesnake or Bret as actual competition to be honest and personally, I see you as maybe the biggest threat to me. In Montreal, every citizen there is full of class and lives a high quality life and they demand a challenge in their jobs, in sports, in wrestling, and so on and so forth. Saga wasn't a challenge, and maybe you'll be my first actual challenge here. I don't know, we'll see. But like I said, don't underestimate the Starlet because of you do, you can kiss that winning streak goodbye.
And then there is Blade, who defines the type pf person I hate. Immature, perverted, ignorant. and so on. First of all Blade, my mind is always on the match. I don't need to be thinking of slobs like you who can't get a girlfriend. I don't want anything to do with you. I'm a single and independent woman and I will keep it that way. You call yourself a real man? You being a real man is like saying that Detroit is a world-class city. You're not a real man if you're going to make those comments that make you sound like a perverted virgin that is someone between the ages of 13 and 17. I for one, am DISGUSTED at the fact that you are le Hardcore Champion because people with no class like you don't deserve to be holding a championship. I also don't understand why you're afraid of rape. Come on now Blade, grow up. Rape is the last thing you should worry about, of course, being the classy individual that I am, rape is the last thing I would ever do. The first thing you should worry about is if you're even going to be able to win this match. If you and me are in the ring at the same time, you're dead because I'm going to really teach you a lesson for disgusting me with your immaturity.
Bottomline, whether you are on my team or on the other team is, just remember this: I put the STAR in starlet and the rest of you...you all wish you could be one just like me. Au revoir for now, see you all soon!"[/center][/b][/size]
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