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Post by Keith Landry on Dec 26, 2008 11:19:04 GMT -5
Charlotte De Luna vs Saga
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Post by Charlotte De Luna on Dec 29, 2008 4:21:45 GMT -5
Starlet Productions Presents:
A French-Canadian Original
"The Starlet" Charlotte De Luna in:
"Introduction of a STAR! Part 1!" [/size] We fade in on the illustrious scene and we see a woman that nobody in OSW knows about, or has heard about...not yet anyways. She is sitting in a chair in front of a large window overlooking the beautiful city of Montreal, Quebec. The woman is wearing an elegant blue dress, with heels to match and she's also sporting some expensive sunglasses. She removes the sunglasses and faces the camera. She then begins to speak.
Charlotte De Luna: Bonjour, OSW. You may not know me, but very soon, you WILL get to know me. Allow me to introduce myself to you worthless people. My name is Charlotte...Charlotte De Luna and as you can see, I'm pretty famous here in my real hometown of Montreal. This room that I am in, is not a first class hotel room that you cheap losers love to rent when you're on the road, this room, is my master bedroom in a luxurious mansion which gives me a wonderful view of the city of Montreal. I am very famous, and quite rich, but money is just a luxury for me. I'm more about the fame, I love being famous. You can't walk more than two miles in le Province De Quebec without hearing whispers of my name. Of course, being so famous, I have a lot of things on my plate. While fat lazy slobs like to waste their spare time watching the Canadiens play hockey in their apartments, I am actually out on the town doing magazine photo shoots, making and directing short films, things of that nature.
But what the people didn't know about me was what I do when I am not putting myself in the spotlight as Montreal's starlet. They do not know that I'm a secretly trained wrestler as well. I've been wrestling for two years now, but it hasn't been for "big name" promotions. I know that I am the hottest superstar in Quebec, but something hit me. Why stop at being the biggest star in Quebec...when I can be the biggest star in the world? What better way of doing that then by signing with OSW, a global wrestling promotion, and by actually starting my wrestling career for good. I'm in OSW for two big reasons. One, I want even more fame, I can't get enough of it, and two, I want more valuable possessions to bring home with me, something we French-Canadians like to call....titre De champion...for those stupids that don't speak French, titre de champion means championships. I got so many valuables, I can only add more.
So yes, I sign with OSW and I get my first match not so long afterwords. Landry or whatever his name is, put me in a match for Stomping Grounds on le deux DE janvier....second of January...against some fat loser by the name of Saga. Couple of things. One, that match is taking place in Halifax, which I hate because Nova Scotia is the second worst providence in Canada, next to Nunavut and my illustrious debut being in that run down city is nothing but stupid. And two, there is no titles on the line. I've done some research on Saga and he weighs 400 pounds, maybe more, and he's the Television Champion. Why am I not getting a shot at gold? My name makes me worthy enough. I mean, look at it this way, being an actress as well as a wrestler, I figure that I'm the best fit for that title. I'm sure people would rather turn on their cheap analog TV's and see this starlet with gold rather then some slow, fat loser who probably eats all his meals at McDonald's for heaven's sake. I mean, Saga is so fat, he makes Andre the Giant look like he has anorexia or something. Come on now, something has to make sense around here and someone has to be the one that restores order to this out of control company. I guess that someone is me.
Anyways, Saga, you overweight pig, pay attention to what the Starlet has to tell you. Don't you dare take me lightly. I might be a woman and you might be three times my size, but it doesn't mean that you're going to win at Stomping Grounds. I'm tougher than I look, and yes, I know I look hot but that doesn't mean you can stare at me. You think someone as slow, and as fat and as UGLY and REPULSIVE as you will beat a big star like me? I don't think so loser! consider yourself lucky that there is no title on the line because if there was, I'd bring the first championship to Montreal since Le Canadiens in '93 when they won the Stanley Cup. You can say that you're going to make me famous if you want, but don't even bother, I'm more famous then any slut like Brandy could ever dream of. I'm going to make you famous because when people look back on your career, they are going to remember you for being my...première étape...first step, on the road to the worldwide fame and recognition that I want and that I will get.
Charlotte De Luna. Remember that wonderful name OSW, because that will be the name of the hottest superstar that ever stepped between those ropes. Now Saga, WHEN I beat you, and yes, it will happen because size doesn't matter, you will be the first to know why I put the STAR in starlet...and why you WISH you could be one. I'll see you in the ring. Now as for everyone else in the OSW, wrestlers and fans alike, Au revoir for now, I shall speak to you all again very soon!
Charlotte winks as the scene fades out.[/center][/b][/size]
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