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Post by Keith Landry on Dec 23, 2008 15:29:24 GMT -5
LOGAN AND ANDREW SAVAGE VS THE CUBANS!,2 & 3 IN A SPECIAL LOSER LEAVE TOWN MATCH! ALSO THE TAG TEAM TITLES WILL BE ON THE LINE!
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Post by loganflay on Dec 26, 2008 17:15:19 GMT -5
Tas the night after christmas pressance, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except one out of place mouse.
Scene The show is about.. to... begin. The lights go out and fireworks start it up. Heavy Rock music starts off the show on the speakers, and the opening match bell rings, but before the ring announcer can even lift the mic up to his lips..
The lights go out. "Shecklers Revenge" by Guns n Roses plays, and out walks the 6'2", 240 lb "Heavy Metal Machine" Logan, wearing his trench coat and hockey mask.
You hear a loud thud in the ring, as the ring announcer bolts. Logan enters the ring after about 2 minutes, and enters center stage. A black light spotlight shines on him, as he reaches down and pics up the mic. THe music stops, and Logan stares off into the crowd for a moment, as they have already started chanting his name.
A camera man steps up on the ring apron, and Logan walks over and stares directly into the camera. He brings the mic up to his mask, and before he can say anything, begins.. laughing.
He walks away from the camera, and.....
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Post by loganflay on Dec 26, 2008 17:43:47 GMT -5
Mr Superstar blares over the speakers. The fans boo during the first part of the song. Then, the words begin, and all you hear from the crowd is....
CROWD: HEY MR SUPERSTAR, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU! HEY MR SUPERSTAR, I'M NUMBER ONE FAN
out walks a man, 6'5" tall, weighing 260 or so lbs, and wearing street clothes with a green mohawk and sunglasses. He is holding a mic. As camera's pan back, on the OSW tron it flashes "Superstar"... DWIGHT.... PAUL.. He is holding a mic
SDP: CUT MY MUSIC
The music stops
SDP: Logan Logan Logan.
Fans: LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN!
SDP: Will you people shut up already?
Fans: (even louder)LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN!
SDP: That should be MY NAME you s**t balls are chanting, not that yellow bellied P***IES (points to the ring) standing before your very eyes
Fans: ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
SDP: Logan, I've noticed that since you came back, you havent been taking anyone seriously. First you piss on the names of the Cubans, then you make this Fireball guy look like a complete idiot. Whats next? Are you going to slap your tag team partner with a D**DO?
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOO
SDP: I get it, I get it. Its yours and Andrews little secret, right? You just cant keep your hands off each other, can you. Here's what I invision.
Fans: SHUT THE FUCK UP
SDP: Late at night, (fans still chanting) you take your B.O.B that somone in this auidence gave you, have andrew bend over, and take that B.O.B, and SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS
In the ring, Logan is flapping one of his hands up and down like a mouth. The fans cheer, and laugh.
SDP: If you keep using that hand for something other than jerking yourself off, someday its going to fall off. Then what are you going to do for sex, huh?
Camera's switch to ringside, Logan waits for a second, looks at his hand, then brings the mic up to his mask
Logan: F**K YOUR WIFE
The fans laugh
SDP: Alright, thats it
Dwight drops his mic and starts to walk to the ring. The fans cheer. Dwight gets about half way, and stops.
Just then......
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Post by nightreaper on Dec 26, 2008 21:02:31 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Just then Baddess of Bad plays and out walks Andrew Savage.[/glow] Savage: So Dwight Paul you liek to talk alot of crap but can you back it up Next week against me.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans cheer for Andrew Savage.[/glow]
Savage: You see me and Logan get a return match against The Cubans for he tag team titles. [glow=red,2,300]The fans get even louder as they cheer for Logan and Savage.[/glow]
Savage: Dwight who have you beatten o one so shut the fuck up.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans chant Asshole to Dwight.[/glow]
Savage: Cubans there well be hell to pay this week boys.
[glow=red,2,300]The Fans cheer even more as Andrew Savage stands at the ramp way looking at Dwight Paul.[/glow]
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Post by loganflay on Dec 27, 2008 9:27:04 GMT -5
Dwight stares at Andrew, then at Logan, and then walks down further towards the ring. Someone stops him, and hands him another mic
SDP: Andrew, I'd love to beat your ass tonight, but theres only one simple... problem. You see, Death Angel, haha, already agreed to give me a shot at his hardcore championship.
Fans: BOOOOOOOOO
SDP: But hey, if you two wanna butt f**k the cubans some more, be my guest.
Fans: ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
SDP: Thats where they'd be f**king the cubans. And here i thought you people where actually stupid
Fans: BOOOOOOO
Dwight looks around, and a cup hits him in the face. the fans go in an chorus of cheers. Dwight wipes the remains of the beverage that was in the cup from his face. He looks at Logan, then he stares at Andrew.
SDP: You see, Andrew, I'm not chump change. I am.... (Breathes in slowly, raising his head high) The Super...STAR. (pauses) You, on the other hand, couldn't even be cast in a PORNO movie. I resemble GREATNESS. I'll prove that when I take the hardcore championship from Death Angel. I am smarter than you, more cunning, more agile, stronger, and to top it all off, I'm worth more.
Fans: SHUT THE FUCK UP
SDP: So instead of next week, Why dont i just PUNK YOU OUT right now..
And then....
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Post by loganflay on Dec 27, 2008 9:37:22 GMT -5
Dwight still standing there, when Logan cuts him off
Logan: Dwight.
The fans go into a chorus of cheers again
Logan: You.... ARE.....(he holds up his hand, in the shape of a zero) NOTHING.
The fans start chanting YOU SUCK at Dwight
Logan: And in case you cant hear them... you got about 15 thousand people in here saying you suck
The fans cheer.
Logan: And enough of this bullshit... from you, andrew and myself got better things to worry about
Cameras cut to Andrew
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Post by nightreaper on Dec 27, 2008 19:11:28 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Cameras cut to Andrew but before Andrew can say a word the lights go out and Death Angel comes out behind Andrew Savage.[/glow]
Death: Dwight you are just like Blade you talk alot of crap but you have done nothing to impress me.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans cheer for Death Angel.[/glow]
Death: Dwight you can try to take my hardcore belt but you will fail just like Blade and every one else who have tryed.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans start chanting Death Angel.[/glow]
Death: Dwight unlike you I am going to show you why you should not be steping into the ring with me.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans cheer. [/glow]
Death: Dwight you will rot in hell next week boy.
[glow=red,2,300]the lights go out again and Death Angel is gone. [/glow]
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Post by loganflay on Dec 30, 2008 21:41:31 GMT -5
When the lights come back on, Dwight is still standing in the middle of the ramp way. Andrew Savage is still at the entrance way, and Logan is staring at at both. He brings the mic back up
Logan: Dwight, I could go on and on about how I could beat you like the reject you are, but I think Death Angel has that covered next week, and you will get your ass kicked by him, and if need be, by myself as well.
The fans cheer
Logan: Cubans, I only got one thing to say to the three of you, and it will come to pass. TONIGHT.... I.. WILL SET YOU.........
The fans chant along with Logan
Logan: TO BURN
Logan drops the mic. He raises his hands about waist high, and in a split second, shoots them to the sky and back down. At the top, Lighting strikes the ring posts, and at the bottom, fire shoots out of the ring posts. The lights turn black. Shecklers Revenge by Guns n Roses plays, and we go to commercial
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