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Post by Keith Landry on Dec 23, 2008 15:28:28 GMT -5
DRAGONS VS JAW BREAKER AND SCRAP IRON JACK
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Post by Dragon Demonico on Dec 26, 2008 20:23:25 GMT -5
The screen opens up to a grinning Dragon Demonico with his arm around a random fan. They are both chit-chatting and laughing until Demonico grabs the fan and jerks up the briefs up from the pants of the fan and he hooks him on a coat rack behind him, Demonico laughs as the fan is trying to unhook himself and has a look on his face that describes the pain. He looks into the camera and grins while he begins to speak to everybody watching him from around the OSW area.
Dragon Demonico Ahahah. You see I'm very respectful towards my gracious fans, I even let one come with me to the interview, and aren't you having fun there Ronald?
Ronald Let me down dammit!
Dragon Demonico Ahahah. You see that's why I took Ronald, he's such a funny character, believing he's coming down, oh boy, what a guy! Hmm, that sounded pretty weird, but anyway I'm here today...alone, talking here...alone...Sheesh what kind of partner brings his hamster on a skiing trip instead of his wrestling partner!? Theres something wrong with Lotus during the Holiday season, I think he dips into the eggnog to many times...
Well anyway as I'm sure all of you got introduced to us during the pay per view, where pretty much Lotus and I walked in and out of the arena with such a simple challenge. Now I'm asking to all of the OSW roster, who is going to give us that challenge? After the pay per view we pretty much showed to you all that we will become the number one team here at OSW...heck even the best team in professional wrestling, that is why I'm asking for at least some form of a challenge. But whats coming our way this week does not even look like a challenge... Dragons Devine is taking on Scrap Iron and his partner Jaw Breaker.
I find these two characters because one of them admits that he is Scrap and will never even amount to the success of the Dragons Devine that is soon to befall upon us. Also his partner speaks the future as well, once he enters the ring and I'm in it facing him he will end up with the Broken Jaw. My ability in the ring will show you boys just how actual wrestling is like, prepare yourselves because it will be one hell of a ride. Don't anger the dragon...or fear it's wrath!
I also saw that on the card tonight that there is a tag team championship defense going on tonight but there is a big, BIG problem with this match, one that the Dragons Devine is not even in the match which makes it a dud instantly and two to whoever wins that match, enjoy the time while it lasts because once Lotus and I win this match against the two wannabes we will be walking on the gold trail towards the Tag Team Championships, and then we will finally be recognized as the greatest team on the face of earth to exist in a life time!
Demonico is laughing for awile before he finally takes one more look at Ronald who is still hooked to the coat rack, he looks around to see if anyone is watching to see the fan in need...but there isn't. He smirks at the camera and walks off as we see Ronald in the background still trying to get loose as the camera fades to a commercial for Senor Shiny
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Post by Lotus Dragon on Dec 28, 2008 22:03:26 GMT -5
The camera fades in on a dark hallway area with a crudely drawn banner reading OSW showing. A random interviewer, who will be called Steven is standing with a microphone.
Stevie: Please join me in welcoming at this time, Lotus Dragon!
Lotus pops out from out of camera range then yanks the microphone away from Stevie and excitedly begins to speak.
Lotus: Hehe I love the smell of freshly painted banners in the morning. Now Breaker, Srcappy Jack, it's time to face the music! Even without saying a single word you two have managed to write checks with your mouths that your skills can't cash! HAHA! See it's 'cause you're so bad you can't cash a check for zero dollars! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOAHAHAOHO! Man that was good. Now I have to admit, my mind won't just be on the attitude you two are most assuredly going to show me, it's also going to be on my partner Dragon Demonico. Y'see, me and Double D, we're tight. We've been partners a pretty long time, and I can tell when he's upset. And I think I might have unknowingly crossed the line by taking Fluffles II on a skiing trip as opposed to Double D. But, Demonico man, you don't understand, Fluffles II LIVES for the Powder man! He's ranked number 3 in his home country of Sudan. Which admittedly has no snow, so he's 3rd out of 4. But MAN OH MAN does he love to carve that snow man. Plus, Fluffles knows this dude who makes the lift passes, and he totally hooked us up. I'm telling you, after 4 runs on Schoolyard Express, I was ready to call it in, but Fluffles II man? He wanted 4 more runs! I had to let him go take Neimo's Express like 6 more times before he let me take him back home. Best. Trip. Ever. But all that boardin' wasn't all I did to prepare for my match tonight, oh no.
Lotus takes a deep breath and shoves the interviewer into the banner, causing it to collapse on him and leave him writhing around while Lotus laughs for a bit then calms himself and takes a deep breath.
Lotus: Oh no, I did far more preparation for my match baby. I went to the gym, I worked my Gleuts, I worked my nuclei, and then, then I went home and watched CCW so that I could fine tune my expertise at this mat craft and learn how to jump off a platform and land on a big pad! So when I get to my opponents tonight, they're gonna feel the wrath of the Dragon, they're gonna feel the wrath of our Divinity, and boy oh boy, they're gonna feel my OH SO DEVESTATIN' HIP TOSS OF DEATH! HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha ho... Man I kill me...
Lotus helps Stevie to his feet, then hits a Dragon DDT on him and can't control his laughter as he has to rest on the wall before entering the nearby bathroom.
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Post by thegathering on Dec 31, 2008 17:38:40 GMT -5
Scrap Iron Jack and Jaw Breaker come out to the ring. Music blares and they Climb into the ring. After it ceases Scrap Iron lifts up his Mic and speaks.
Scrap Iron Jack Dragons Divine you are going down. You two dim wits are no match for real men like Jaw Breaker and myself. In case you two haven't noticed i have been on a roll lately. Thats right baby and not only am i a professional wrestler in this ring but from time to time i get to be a part of the broadcast team as well. So things are looking up for me and the futures certainly looking brighter!
Scrap Iron passes the Mic to Jaw Breaker.
Jaw Breaker Dragons Divine. Take a good look at me.
Jaw Breaker flexes his biceps. The man is cut.
Jaw Breaker So think about this because once you two bums get in that ring it will be game over and lights out for you two! You want to try your luck then you two had better bring your A game.
Jaw Breaker passes the Mic back to Scrap Iron Jack.
Scrap Iron Jack Thats right and your looking at the next world tag team champions. Now can you beat that?
Scrap Iron and Jaw Breaker leave the ring and head to the back.
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